who's a heretic now?

Friend: Wanna come see Murder on the Orient Express? It’s got Daisy Ridley, Michelle Pfieffer, Leslie Odom Jr., Johnny Depp -

Me:

Friend: Johnny Depp dies 20 minutes in…

Me:

Watching SALT for the 700th time and still like 😍

me: can I please copy your notes music student: notes??🎶 there’s WAY more to music 🎼🎧than just NOTES 🎵phrase🙏🏻 accent💥RIP Beethoven😔👴🏻🎻Brahms 3 mvt 3✨

me: do you know the angles of this triangle music student: the only🙅🏻 triangle 📐that I know🙇🏼is the orchestral triangle 📐🎻🎶 Mahler 1 mvt 4 🙏🏻✨

me: look at that iceberg music student: iceberg?❄️🗻I think you mean 🙇🏼 SCHOENBERG👴🏻🎶 retrograde↔️inversion↕️😩 retrograde inversion ↕️↔️💯

Person: it’s getting warmer, spring is here Music student: The only way to celebrate spring is The RITE of Spring☀️Le Sacre🌷du printemps🍀Sacrificial 🔪💥🔪Dance💃🏿⚡️additive➕rhythm🎼🎶🎵bitonality2️⃣💞Premiere1️⃣▶️🆕✳️❗️29 May: 1913💯🙅🙅‍♂️👎☠️💤💩👻😵😱😩😤😰😞😑👽👏🏻😡

Me: Lord if you get me thru this I promise I’ll be a better man. 

The Lord: *gets me thru it* 

Me: 

in Analysis class today we named out motif Fred

tonight’s mood

THE LAST ONE IM FICKIN DONE 

lmaoooo noooo

the tide: *is high*

me: *is holdin on*