who's a heretic now?

joseph: mary, how are you pregnant?

mary, who’s about to invent christianity: oh? haven’t you heard?

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

my chinese teacher once shared this story in class about someone who went to the grocery to buy chicken, but they forgot the english word for it, so they grabbed an egg, went to the nearest sales lady and said “where’s the mother”

Maple helped me strum the guitar 😋🐶 by Trench

“ Transformation is ever-evolving. I’m always trying to be the best version of myself. True beauty comes from within. ” — Lana Parrilla

Victoria Smurfit and Lana Parrilla

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Victoria Smurfit and Lana Parrilla

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Lana + cake pop (◕‿◕✿)

Lana Parrilla and Jennifer Morrison filming on February 11th, 2015.

*SCREAMING*

"Rumple… I know you’re in there. I know you can hear me."

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.