This is a phenomena known as crown shyness ☘️✨🍃

Two trees, chilling in a forest, five inches apart cus they’re not gay

I’m the one who said you left ya jacket in my car

Mood: musical bootlegs with wacky titles as to throw off the copyright police

Do you remember them?

Best thing I’ve heard all day

“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.

What diversity actually is:

How Hollywood sees diversity:

I can’t believe people can get the point across with crackers.

Another way Hollywood sees diversity

I fixed it.

BITCH HAJXSJJ S.A. NSJSJALAHAJNSJSKANXSNSN

@ tonybakercomedy YO GUYS turn the volume up and watch this till the end. Thank me later LMFAOOO 😂🤣

I’m screaming 😂😂😂

THIS!!!

Yo this made my day 😂😂

this commentary!

Me when I finally learned to let love in

it’s 1 am and no one would believe me if i didn’t record it

we really are living in the darkest timeline

forty dollars

They need to make 😔 this emoji with 🤠this hat

when they say yeehaw but don’t ask haw yee

We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths

when the season’s grain yield is good and your family can afford a loaf of bread this week

the comment section is a gift 

me, 80 years old with osteoporosis: I’M WEAK 😂😂

me, 80 years old when someone takes away my oxygen mask:  I CANT BREATHE  😂😂😂😂😂

me, 80 years old and blind when a stranger helps me across the street and i want to thank them: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂😂

don’t @ me if i forgot anyone there are a lot of characters and i’m emotionally devastated okay anyway click for better quality and tag yourself i’m wya ho

i hate this op

This post gave me an aneurysm

I can make this worse

YOU MADE IT WORSE

You’re welcome

i long for death

Bish i can make it even worse.

This gave me a heart attack

In Les Miserables, much of the lyrics are written in trochaic tetrameter, alternating between acatalectic (complete) and catalectic (incomplete) lines. Like so:

DUM da DUM da DUM da DUM da DUM da DUM da DUM da DUM

There are two major melodies making use of the exact same meter, which means you can do things like this:.

(To “Empty Chairs at Empty Tables”) Tell me quickly what’s the story Who saw what and why and where Let him give a full description Let him answer to Javert In this nest of whores and vipers Let one speak who saw it all Who laid hands on this good man here? What’s the substance of this brawl?

(To the policeman’s theme) Come in sir, for you are weary And the night is cold out there Though our lives are very humble What we have, we have to share There is wine here to revive you There is bread to make you strong There’s a bed to rest ‘til morning Rest from pain and rest from wrong

…

Look, if I have to live with this knowledge, so do you.

what the fuck I literally just now realized that ECAET is the same tune as the Bishop’s part of the prologue. it’s 2018. what the fuck