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who's a heretic now?

@anjellynajolie / anjellynajolie.tumblr.com

started as an angelina jolie fanpage, magnanimously expanded toward more actresses, films and tv shows, thoughts, and more.
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Annalise: everything is great!
Annalise: I'm going to get my ex/current death row lawyer girlfriend from law school to defend my current/ex police detective boyfriend who's on trial for murdering my husband while I continue to have a slightly ambiguous and wholly inappropriate relationship with my law school student who actually did murder my husband and take all my students out for a night of clubbing while we're all under suspicion for murder
Annalise: also I'm not a seer or anything so don't take my word for it but I may or may not be dead in a couple months.
Annalise: but anyway, I got a new wig. It's fine as hell!
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I hope you get a good night’s sleep

I won’t

suck a dick

suck a heart instead

my heart is broken

shut up hold my hand

i can only hold ur hand in my dreams

write shitty poetry and vagueblog

love yourselves

suggestion blogs communicating with each other using their strange and specific aesthetic

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duckypi

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

me as a castaway spelling with leaves:

tfw u get stranded😱😱😱😞😞😞😞😞😞😩😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 succs 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😾😾😾😾😾😡😡😡😡💩💩💩💩💩cause theres no pokestops 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯😜😜😜😜so whoever sees this 👀👀👀👀👀👈👈👈👈👈👈u know what to do😋😋😋😏😏😏😏😏😛😛😛😛😉😉😉😉💅💅💅💅💅💅

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a summary of different types of pieces

solo: probably boring as hell unless it's a piano solo tbh
duet: how cute
minuet: c'est mignon
trio: do these even exist?
sonata: themes, drunk theme, theme #boring
string quartet: sad, depressing and everyone hears your mistakes
arabesque: arpeggiated pentatonic scales
etude: here have some tissues bc you'll be crying by the end of practice
prelude: im a piece but seriously what am i actually?
rhapsody: it's basically like all the harry potter movies being put into one movie
fantasia: i am free
impromptu: i am the end of you
fantasia impromptu: i am free and the end of you
carol: glORY Be to baBY JESUS TRalalalala laaaaaaaaaa
symphony: blasting out all your feels since 1759
concerto: like a symphony but with a VIP
canon: basically phillip glass personified into music
toccata: billiblbioolilbibiolioliblolobilbolioblolbiolbioo
fugue: i will drive you insane and bach will haunt you in your dreams
opera: big wigs big dress and big egos
polka: imagine brahms but drunk
waltz: give em the ol' razzle dazzle
requiem: ~S̳̟͚̈́̊̀ ̲̰̝͛̓̎À̛̲̭̬̏ ͚̭̪̐̇̈́T͓̭̜̓̒̓ ̹̬̝̒̊̈́A̧͚̪͌̋̽ ̯͉̹̆̾̊N̖̺͈͂̐̈~
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reblogged

Once Upon A time: Welcome to hell! ever wondered what a human flesh taste like? here we have awesome and delicious recipes for cooking children. haha jk but really tho

Me: ok how about a queer fairytale?

Once Upon A Time: how dare think of the kids

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