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why are old people so obsessed with doing this
me as a castaway spelling with leaves:
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Macbeth: Your boos are not scaring me. I know most of you are not ghosts.
Friar Laurence: Science is my most favourite subject, especially the Old Testament.
Lady Macbeth: There’s only three things standing between you and winning: your breasts, and wanting it bad enough.
Ariel: I don’t think it’s fair for me to be on a jury because I’m a hologram.
Mercutio: Tell her you want to donate her body to science and you’re science.
Richard II: There is no problem in this world that can’t be solved by throwing money at it.
Henry V: When you’re handsome nobody ever tells you the truth. For years I thought I spoke excellent French.
Olivia: Listen up, fives. A ten is speaking.
Timon: Goodbye forever, you factory reject dildos.
You just know somewhere Shakespeare is pissing himself. And snatching up his ghostly quill.
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Ok but Cersei is the madonna of ASOIAF
Sansa is the britney
Margaery is the taylor swift
Daenerys is the lady gaga
boy: hey sorry i took 3 days to reply i was in the shower haha wyd xx
me: he’s kind. he’s smart. he’s a great communicator. he is telling the truth. he is telling the truth
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Scientists say the main reason why Pluto is no longer considered a planet is because Holst did not include it in his suite.
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“Our instructors do not understand how it is,” she says. “To be bound to someone in such a way. They are too old, too out of touch with their emotions. They no longer remember what it is to live and breathe within the world. They think it simple to pit any two people against each other. It is never simple. The other person becomes how you define your life, how you define yourself. They become as necessary as breathing. Then they expect the victor to continue on without that. It would be like pulling the Murray twins apart and expecting them to be the same. They would be whole but not complete. You love her, do you not?”
“More than anything in the world,” Marco says.
Tsukiko nods thoughtfully.
“My opponent’s name was Hinata,” she says. “Her skin smelled of ginger and cream. I loved her more than anything in the world, as well. On that cherry-blossom day, she set herself on fire. Ignited a pillar of flame and stepped into it as though it were water.”
(inspired by mmorrow’s magazine-type photosets)
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Can someone calculate for me the volume of loch ness in liters so I can figure out how many humans you’d need to drink it
Ok I had to search a bit, but it’s apparently 7,448,160,000,000 liters? this is a problem, the upper limit of the average human stomach is just four liters, and even then that’s a very uncomfortable amount of water to have in there. Which means there aren’t enough humans on this planet to drink all of loch ness
what if they drank their fill and then peed it out somewhere where the liquid wouldn’t just run back into loch ness? Then they could go back and drink more the next morning. How many days would that take? Would we end up with a new loch made entirely of pee? Loch piss?
possibly, but thats not taking rainfall into account and the amount of water fed into it every day by the River Oich
The upper limit for the human stomach is about 4 liters. It takes the human body about 45 to 60 minutes to absorb/expel 1 liter of water (for the sake of this math problem just go with 60 (1 hour). An average person sleeps 8 hours. An average person spends about 3 hours eating (1 hour for each meal of the day) A day is 24 hours.
1 person alone: 572 billion days or all 7.3 billion people just 78.5 days, roughly. Assuming no one died of e coli or something.
this is good, but again, this doesn’t take rainfall or the river oich into account. It would have to be done during a dryer season in scottland and the river would need to be dammed.
There is no dryer season in Scotland though. It hasn’t stopped raining since Roman times.
You might need a second team of people to hold umbrellas over the drinking people.
the rain would still drip off the umbrellas and into the loch, this is gonna be a problem… someone calculate the annual rainfall over Scotland, can 7 billion people outdrink it?
The western Highlands, where Loch Ness is located, is one of the rainiest places in Europe, with a yearly average rainfall of 4,577 millimeters (12.54 millimeters a day). Loch Ness’ surface area is 56 square kilometers. If it rains 12.54 millimeters every day, then Loch Ness will gain 702,240 cubic meters (over 700 million liters) of water per day. Everyone will have to drink 0.1 extra liters of water to keep up.
that sounds doable! our goal is now clear
ok but why tho?
if you can think of a better way to find Nessie I’d love to hear it
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