Death of a Ladies Man

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

I could be held at gun point to pay attention to a zoom meeting and I’d still have a really hard time doing it

Barry Blitt, The New Yorker

Día de los muertos, Isaac Cordal

Even his glasses have subtitles

Next-level typesetting

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I see this and raise you: 

tumblr users not immune to weird guy in a river

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