Watch out world! Panda Bob knows how to cute.
Dear World, It's me, Panda Bob. My ghostwriter was trying to give a talk on the dairy industry to the interns and I made it about me instead. I WIN. With love for all things me related, P. Bob
Dear World, It's me, Panda Bob. You know you've made it in the world, when you have an entourage. I need you to know something, though. MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER GETS SPECIAL FOOD. Why don't I? You can see Mortimer in the back right, snubbing all of us. Because he has had special food and I have not, so he doesn't even care about an entourage. What the heck, Mortimer? Anyways, I am told Mort gets special meals because he is thin and needs it - AM I NOT THE PERFECT WEIGHT FOR MORE FOOD? Please convey to my caregivers that I love the special attention and love but it is nothing - I mean, nothing - compared to grass hay pellets. With Panda Love, Panda Bob
Dear World, It's me, Panda Bob. Animal Place bought vegan store Republic of V and all I got was this salt block. Rude. If you shop at this ALLEGED store, bring me something other than a salt block. You may give it to my ghostwriter, Marji. She is my personal poison-tester. Anyways. I'm excited by this news because I hear my gorgeous face will grace the store walls. Excellent. With great awesomeness, P. Bob
Dear World, It's me, Panda Bob. This is me defeating yet another herd-mate, Douglas. I am on my way to becoming The One True Leader of the herd. Ballads will be written. Statues erected. Just you wait. With great leadership, Panda Bob
Dear World, It's me, Panda Bob. Why isn't it April 24, 2014? WHY. On that day in history, the grass grew to my chest. MY CHEST. Today in present history, the grass is so boring. It grows to my ankles. The other cows eat it. I HAVE TO SHARE. April 24, 2014 is the best day in my history to date. COME BACK TO ME. While you are getting smoochy, I'm getting nothing but ankle grass. RUDE. In contemplation, Panda Bob
Dear World, It's me, Panda Bob. These are my neighbors. They are tiny, fuzzy, and smell funny. Also they do not respect my authority. Or me, in general. And they have ridiculous names like Sparkle Snowball and Jingle. I sincerely hope none of you are responsible for these naming shenanigans. With Hope for Better Naming Skills for You, P. Bob
Dear World, It's me, Panda Bob! I told my ghostwriter this was a TERRIBLE photo because I am way bigger than this and she was all, "But you look so cute!" CUTE?!?!?! Rude. (Now, starting Puppy Bowl pup Titan is what I'd consider a cute creature. Also, baby pandas.) Anyways, this is NOT - as my ghostwriter would have you believe - a photo of me "snuggling" with Theodore. This is me shoving Theodore over in my quest for world domination. Mort (brother from another mother) and I spend our days pretending* to be way cooler than all the other cows. Keep being cool but not cooler than me, P. Bob, THE ONE AND ONLY *Wait, what? *I* never pretend.
Not sure what to use as a pillow? Try Panda Bob’s approach and use a salt block as a head rest.
This week's Friday from the field photo features animal caregiver Michelle playing with Panda Bob!
Dear World, It's me, Panda Bob. Now that I am older and hanging with the big bovines, it's time to reflect back on when I was younger and equally awesome. Like remember that time I challenged a green bouncy ball to a duel? No? Well, rude. Anyways, I did. And I won, because I win at everything. You're welcome. Winner at everything, Panda Bob
Dear World,
It's me, ADULT Panda Bob!
Yesterday my brother from another mother Mortimer and I decided to grow the heck up and meet all the adult cows!
As you can see, I met my twin Mr. Panda and immediately we bonded like nobody's business. PANDA COWS UNITE!
Anyways, you can watch Mortimer's shenanigans in this video. I don't engage in shenanigans so you'll just see me being my usual awesome self. YOU ARE SO WELCOME!
With Panda Love, Me, Panda Bob
This week's Friday from the Fields update comes from Caregiver Intern Ashley, featuring Panda Bob the naughty calf.
To intern, fill out the application here! http://animalplace.org/intern.html
Dear World,
It's me, Panda Bob.
This is a true story. My body is a tomb for grasses and sometimes apples. That is the way I roll.
I invite you to roll with me. I won't share my hay with you but you can eat other plants that I won't, like broccoli.
With love, Panda Bob
Dear World,
It's me, Panda Bob. Not Panda. PANDA BOB.
Here's a photo of me as a baby wearing a coat.
You're welcome.
Love, Panda Bob
Fridays from the Field update from Caregiver Michelle:
"Panda Bob wants to know what all the fuss is about. Goats aren't the only ones that can climb rocks!"
One Green Planet's "The Miraculous Stories of 10 Amazing Rescue Cows That Will Make Your Day!" article features sweet Mortimer and Panda Bob.
And they're totally right! Bob and Mortimer always make our day.
http://www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/amazing-rescue-cows/