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Harry/Draco, Harry Potter, Queer Stuff, and LGBTQIA+ YA Lit
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Anonymous asked:

There was this Drarry fanfic I read where Harry is crazy famous but like he follows Draco who lives a life surrounded by muggles and like he wants a more exiting life but Harry wants a less busy life and less spotlights. But d'you know the name?

Hey, Anon! Sorry it’s taken me a while to get back to you! I got your message the day that my dog came in from the yard with a six inch gash on her chest and had to be rushed to an emergency vet, and then I completely forgot to respond! You may have turned elsewhere in your search, but just in case…

The fic that you’re looking for sounds a lot liked lettered’s wonderful He Who Must Not Be Normal. If that’s not right, maybe one of my followers will have an idea? Let me know if you see this!

He Who Must Not Be Normal by letteredNC-17, 40,913 wordsNo Archive Warnings ApplyDraco Malfoy/Harry PotterHarry Potter Draco Malfoy

Summary: Potter has fame and fortune and posh clothes and all he wants is a simple life. Draco has a flat and a cat and a steady job and all he wants is a complicated life. Which makes you think this story has something exciting like body-swapping, but it doesn’t. Instead it has Indian takeaway and a blue jumper and people wanting a whole lot of what they can’t have, discovering themselves as they discover each other.

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Mom. Why???

My mom keeps telling people that I write Harry Potter fanfic. She finds out that they've even heard of HP, she tells them. I'm not kidding. She told the nurse in the ICU taking care of my brother after open heart surgery. She told my brother's fiancé's (gay) uncle, and he's like, "Oh, I want to read it!" I'm like, "Good luck finding it." Why???

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Why they never talk about no magic home ec class in Hogwarts.

Clearly they have spells for it.

Molly Weasley has knitting needles going, and while house elves do the cooking at Hogwarts presumably they use some magic there to keep up with the giant work load, and iirc, Molly uses magic to cook. 

So, where the home ec class at. Where the muggleborns with dread in their eyes thinking it’ll be a normal like, cooking class, [Harry all excited thinking he’s gonna ace this class or at least do alright, since he cooked for the Dursley’s], and then the first half the first class is a lesson about how you’ve got to earn the respect of your measuring spoons. Otherwise they’ll argue with you on how much has to go into a recipe. Harry has a kind of tentative conversation with his and they work with him after he realized they were an older set used to students forcing them to work for them. Talks to them gently and asks if they think a little more or little less should go into a recipe, or if they think he should add an ingredient now and then because they’ve made the same thing over, and over. Harry trying to make Molly a sweater in return for the one he got because he doesn’t know what to do with having gotten gifts, and only really managing a rather lengthy and oddly tensioned scarf made from the best yarn he could find out of a catalog he found on the shelf in the classroom. The professor was just delighted he’d decided to keep at knitting and crocheting [he may have… mixed the two] after they’d finished the unit, to make a gift.  

Where’s Hermione having a long drawn out conversation with the home ec professor about how it’s ridiculous to devote magic to knitting when you can do it by hand, and the professor countering about the time saved by simply using enchanted needles or a charm. The conversation takes up the entire period but a teacher actually takes Hermione seriously for once because effective division of effort/time is a very important skill to learn and it’s what they’re there to teach. Wheres Ron answering all the questions like a fucking CHAMP because managing in his family has basically made his ass a pro at everything– budgeting a vault? On it. Spelling how many cauldrons to feed how many people with how much food? On lock like it’s fucking Azkaban. Best herbs and plants to grow for general– he has already finished the worksheet/in-class essay that was on the board and is fucking around with his quill. He gets called on, his string bean ass gonna have the answer while kinda being shocked at himself that he actually does, because– like many poor ass people– we manage resources really damn well when we know what we have. And we very rarely let it get away from us.

Where’s the rich-ass purebloods that know finances and shit because they’re taking over family blood-line affairs when their older and their parents drilled that into their heads, but can’t cook/sew/anything else to save their life till they learn. Where was Oliver Wood trying to make Healthy Food Things for the quidditch team for Extra Energy and just making a mess. The Twins making a totally harmless banana pudding and selling it in their store and NO ONE KNOWING WHAT IT DOES, everyone panicking because they’re SURE they did something.

We were robbed of so much is all i’m saying.

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