unqualified for friendship

ignore all previously deleted posts I have now paid for a wilt plushie that I will hopefully receive next spring

I was checking out somebody's instagram and there was a bell icon with a red dot so I clicked on it expecting some sort of "sign up for an instagram account" message, but apparently my auntie started following me? I've never been on instagram before

So at work we can order little plastic things to put on cupcakes but we’re limited to only ordering generic stuff from this company. Like the company offers popular things like minecraft and hello kitty and even popular generic stuff like unicorns and cars, but we’re only allowed to order birthday and seasonal stuff

EXCEPT just today they said we could order Wicked rings because the much anticipated movie is coming out soon. this was the first I even heard that a wicked movie was coming out

Since I still get free blazes until march I was trying to blaze one of my art pieces with a fatter girl and you can add tags to blaze posts to target them to more specific audiences and I couldn’t tag things like plus size or fat positivity because those tags aren’t “trending” yet? I could tag my last piece as “tv head”. tv head is trendy enough

that person I was going to commission for a $200 figure of my AC character a few months back never got back to me, should I spend that money on a custom Wilt Foster's Home plush instead

there are some mutuals I've been following for years and still every time they reblog someone's thirst trap selfies I pause trying to figure out what the joke is

I'm rewatching foster's home right now and the most unrealistic part of this show is that Wilt has been there the longest out of the four main friends and he still hasn't been adopted yet

halloween cake stats

so over the course of about a week I made:

after leaving work today on November 1st, there were:

and as far as I know, there was 0 shrink so far due to items expiring or customers damaging them, and there's still likely a small number of people planning to have halloween parties this weekend instead of last weekend, so what's left could still sell, especially since it's all 50% off now. possibly the most successful holiday sales since I've been working here

I've now watched pretty much every SU reaction series I can find on youtube and it makes me want to make my own reaction series but unfortunately I have almost every line from every episode memorized and could say the lines along with the show as one would sing along to a song

everything I made at work over the past two days