!! kalli darf duzen !!

es wird nie ein euphorischeres gefühl geben, als laut "arschloch" in "schrei nach liebe" mitzubrüllen

es ist soweit <3

tumblr is my scrapbook, i find something pretty i want to look at later and i glue it to a page . like yesssss you are my little memory forever to look at lovingly

Close enough welcome back Hochzeitsfoto

enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

Dr. Greg House literally looks like this

hey do you mind if I have a crush on you...as a friend....

this is my life

official aromantic post

Tumbles, my household is having A Discussion(tm)

Please RB for sample size.

i loveeeeeee nonlinear storytelling. show me where we are. now show me how we got here. the end before the beginning. show me how it was inevitable or how many chances we had to change things(nothing was ever going to change). let's meet in the middle as all the puzzle pieces slide into place hell yeah that's the good shit.

ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

your daily reminder that this is a microblogging website and not every post you see is a sweeping well thought-out hot take for you to consider and many posts are in fact vent posts that blew up on accident

Reminder: Antisemitism is wrong and shouldn't be participated even if you deem someone a "bad jew" Antisemitism is always wrong. This is not a flexible line. There will never be an acceptable form of it.

✨update✨

junge. warum hast du nichts gelernt. sieh dir den rainer an. der hat sogar ein finanzwirtschafts-diplom und einschlägige erfahrung in der strafsachen- und bußgeldstelle die ihm den aufstieg in die position steuerfahnder ermöglicht hat. und warum gehst du nicht zu onkel werner in die werkstatt

schürk

Non-native German speakers will never understand the primal urge to shout "WARUM HAST DU NICHTS GELERNT" whenever we come across the word "Junge" isolated and by itself