Bethy

Describing each doctor based on how I differentiate them in my head

One: suspiciously inclined to murdering people with rocks

Two: executed by the state for being a fun little guy (no relation to the rock murder thing, they didn’t really care about that)

Three: if you’re not going to be at least a little gay and dramatic about it, why do it at all

Four: creature who is also a man who should probably not be allowed a space/time ship for the health and safety of the universe

Five: someone test this man for something, no one passes out/falls down that much with out there being something going on there

Six: guy with the worlds worst (best) coat

Seven: if a mouse trap could also be an alien with an umbrella

Eight: your grandma loves him, but he will leave her house and commit at least one atrocity that he never speaks of again (he probably forgot)

Nine: a fun guy who very desperately needs a therapist

Ten: was in love once and makes it everyone else’s problem

Eleven: excitable puppy that may or may not also be an eldritch horror (you get to find out the hard way)

Twelve: punk grandpa who want to stop having moral quandaries

Thirteen: excitable puppy who is an eldritch horror, just not in the way she thinks

Decision making.

The Invasion - season 6 - 1968

Time Flight - season 19 - 1982

every classic regeneration of the Doctor as a university professor.

one: anthropology. he sucks at it. regardless, as someone with a degree in anthropology, i think he'd fit in. this dude is a being of pure chaos, but he looks like he was born to eat raisin bran. he's an anthro prof.

two: drama and improv. this is a guy that flies by the seat of his pants. he's my goofy little scrimblo, my scooby-dooby bimbam. i think he'd make a great theater, music, or dance professor - any excuse to perform.

three: chemistry or engineering. his car is literally sentient. he's a crime-fighting mad scientist masquerading as a frilly dandy, and by golly, he can invent shit. he's tenured, so they let him do whatever he wants, which usually involves breaking the laws of physics.

four: anthropology, but now he's better at it. he's always giving people little treats and making friends. he's still a bit of a wild card, but i think he'd be great at telling stories and giving long-winded lectures about culture, and he dresses like a lesbian grandma.

five: track and field, or literature, but you already knew that. he's a twink from 1983 who looks like he leads a barbershop quartet. he'd definitely teach at some posh ivy league school, and the Master would be a science professor, and they'd have an intense rivalry from afar, laced with palpable sexual tension.

six: language and poetry! writing stage plays, tongue twisters, sonnets, and soliloquies, six is the universal wordsmith! i wish The Two Doctors had just been about six and two going to brunch with their theater kid TAs.

seven: ohhh hohohoho..... hehehehehe. according to Human Nature (1995), he was a history professor at an all-boys school - but i think he could teach just about anything, like Twelve: poetry, particle physics, same thing. he's a quick-witted strategic thinker, so he'd be in charge of debate club and chess club.

eight: humanities, music, or French. he was designed in a lab to be the perfect professor. he's gay, he wears a cravat, he has a million fully lit candelabras going in his office at all times, and he sings while cooking breakfast. Dorian Gray, eat your heart out.

they sure are three guys doctors

Doctor Who eras summarised:

First Doctor: Cantankerous old curmudgeon accidentally kidnaps two teachers. Wacky history and science adventures ensue.

Second Doctor: Moptopped rascal creates double-act with himbo Scotsman.

Third Doctor: Dandy scientist deals with military BS.

Fourth Doctor: Bohemian weirdo skips around the universe with aliens and a robot dog.

Fifth Doctor: Dorky space dad is a rubbish parent to autistic teenage boys and a pair of hypercompetent girlfriends.

Sixth Doctor: Local time lord in serious need of a decent tailor is really getting sick of this nonsense. 

Seventh Doctor: Cheerful Machiavellian chess-master misguidedly tries to help his prodigy work through her trauma. 

Eighth Doctor: Edwardian Bohemian has one weird adventure in San Francisco. The best of their stuff is in everything except TV and film. 

Ninth Doctor: Northern Socialist is not impressed by rich and/or malevolent jerks.

Tenth Doctor: Jarvis Cocker in space, but with ANGST. Also, BFFs with Catherine Tate.

Eleventh Doctor: How is a baby this old?

Twelfth Doctor: Communist granddad says Lesbian Rights.

Thirteenth Doctor: Wacky inventor lady desperately tries to maintain everything is fine, despite the universe coming apart around her. Also, yes, there is lesbian pining but your straight friends won’t see it until it’s blindingly obvious.

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All of these are technically the same person. 

okay okay okay but wait whom,,whomst is your doctor though guys

i want a collage of the doctors whomst w their sleeves rolled up

gotta do everything myself

Thank you for blessing me with these <3