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the doctor and his boy toy, jamie

dude your brave and loyal knight fucking bit me

One of these days the royal court is going to realize I’m not actually a brave and chivalrous knight, I’m just my princess’s attack dog wrapped in metal plate.

SPUFFY + text posts

I feel like the Master's hypnotised me because I'm on Season 9 of Classic Doctor Who and I've discovered that whenever I'm watching a storyline without the Master present, I can't focus because I'm wondering what he's doing offscreen. For this reason I wish that they'd cut away from the main plot during these stories at random intervals to show the Master just doing the most random, mundane stuff, even if it's building a house of cards or buttering a slice of bread for a sandwich, then they could cut right back to the Doctor once I've got my fix. The writers really did strike gold with the Master, he's my favourite part of Classic Who now, Roger Delgado is amazing.

one fun thing about early doctor who is there hadn't been a billion serials yet so the writers could still get away with calling episodes things like 'the ark' or 'the invasion'. classic one-noun approach. you couldn't get away with that in later doctor who, it can only ever be the deadly assassin or the invasion of time or else we'd run out of doctor who titles real fast

What is tumblr trying to tell me

Misread this as "Paul Mcgann joins BTS" and was like damn that's going to revolutionise kpop

I don’t understand why people who cannot accept any moral grayness or complexity decide to join fandoms for the most emotionally complex stories and then try to shame everyone there who actually is able to understand the material.

Honestly buffy is so fucking funny like here is boyfriend number 1. He is a centuries old vampire plagued with catholic guilt who becomes an unhinged killer if he has sex. This is my boyfriend number 3. He is also a centuries old vampire who got tests and experiments done on him and he's in love with me. What about boyfriend number 2 you ask? Well he was from Iowa.

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ABBOTT ELEMENTARY | Class Pet (4.03)

every girl should have a terrace or a balcony or a sprawling secret garden hidden from the outside world but containing beautiful mysteries and hidden worlds but we don't and that's why the world is going to hell in a handbasket