i have some Thoughts on this i hope you don’t mind me adding but
- ziyal sings there sometimes
- weyoun in a biker jacket hello???
- the city reveals that they’ve been building a freeway that leads to the next city over and, of course, the rink is right at the entrance. cue swarms of jem-hadar in leather jackets riding over. everyone complains about the noise.
- the Klingon Empire is still an empire, but they’re a restaurant chain empire. this doesn’t really have any purpose except martok is the grizzled owner of the branch next door and he wears a chef hat
- instead of missions in the defiant they make emergency runs to the warehouse in the other city to get more popcorn/rollerskates/etc and the crew piles into the Deliciously Defiant (sisko insists on using it. o'brien nearly has a heart attack when he sees it and starts counting the regulations it goes against)
- i’m picturing this as a really big strip mall? like one of those places that has ten or eleven shops. still an ugly-ass blacktop-parking-lot sort of thing but there’s a lot of places and it’s not one long strip of buildings yknow?
- anyways dominion motorcycles have purple LED lights on the tires and handlebars and they’re so fucking loud and weyoun likes to screech his.
- remember how the dominion got control of ds9 for like four episodes? it happens in the au and when they get it back there’s screech marks in the parking lot because the jem-hadar were doing loops
- cardassia prime, the gang’s hq, is a Costco and they blare those propaganda messages through the TVs on display
- all of them wear t-shirts with the logo on it. the logo is tacky and fucking sucks
- and they frame it the exact same way as the show and with the exact same level of dramatics. worf’ll be like “sir someone spilled a ton of food in the private party room that’s booked for an hour from now” and the music will rise and it’ll zoom in on sisko looking Pensive™
- bashir has his “frontier medicine!! :0” attitude except it’s “working in retail!! :0”
- dax is AMAZING at roller skating. miles avoids the rink. julian tries but he’s pretty awkward at it.
- OH garak comes in one day while he’s trying and like. straight-up comes up behind him and pulls him in and whispers “i’ll teach you, my dear doctor” and proceeds to fuckin waltz him around
- the baseball card episode happens pretty much word-for-word except for the setting
- sisko excels at the games that require throwing in the arcade
- data comes, once, and he wins the claw machine over and over again until quark makes up a “you can only play x times” rule and steers him out