the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
Is he going to strip? I think he’s going to masturbate on stage to a photo of dad.
888 CELEBRATION | SUCCESSION (2018 - ) - requested by @anglee
ben affleck and matt damon are the poor man's nick frost and simon pegg
nvm you know what we don't deserve them
and I rest my case
reblogging again because this exact image has been on my mind since I made the post
While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.
Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the Onion, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.
(EDIT: Fixed a sentence incorrectly suggesting that Clickhole is still affiliated with the Onion – it totally slipped my mind that they'd sold it back in 2020.)
okinawas top girlfailure <3
i don't like john mulaney because he invited dave chappelle on stage with him after deeply praising him at the height of the transphobic controversy around him after his netflix special but i cant say stuff like hope he dies lest people think i'm in the camp of people that hate him because he got a divorce for some reason
The photo is not very good and I still need to wash and iron it, but I couldn't wait to show my first ever big cross stitch project;
Love how it turned out, especially with the green embroidery thread (cotton thread on linen)
Sheryl Lee as Laura Palmer Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992) dir. David Lynch
@wearewatcher a CIGARETTES edit 4 u