if there’s a will, there’s josé 🦄

depressed girlies season 🍂🍁

[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

Music is all we have

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

It’s not too late to go back to something you used to enjoy. It’s not too late to try something new. It’s not too late to make changes. It’s not too late to start over.

There’s still time.

sorry i didn't reply to your message i died

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you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

A question for the ages.

@ the 100+ bots who followed me

me when i'm happy: i deserve a little treat

me when i'm sad: fuck it i deserve a little treat

me when i'm neutral: you know what'd make this day so much better........a lil treat

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

It’s that time of year again.

Nice

every morning i wake up girltired and girlsleepy and i girlvow to go to bed early that night and every night i girlbetray myself

it’s very funny to grow up and become the age you used to think adults were so old and wise at and realize that their inner monologue was ABSOLUTELY “shit shit shit shit shit shit” the whole time 

its true that romance amd friendship will not solve everything but. objectively speaking its very hard to get sad when you can say 'lets go get cake tomorrow okay' and someone will go get cake with you. like there is some good at least. you know