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Andy | July 23 | 23 | Autistic | Just a guy who lives his life the best he can.
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Allura: But since we're all going to die, Paladins, there's one more secret I must share with you all. I did not care for The Godfather.

Keith: What?

Allura: Did not care for The Godfather.

Pidge: How can you even say that, Allura?

Allura: Didn't like, didn't like it.

Hunk: Come on, it's so good, it's like the perfect movie!

Allura: And this is what everyone always says whenever, it's "Oh my..."

Lance: Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, I mean, you never see, Robert Duvall!

Allura: I know, look, fine human actors, did not like the movie.

Hunk: Why not?

Allura: Couldn't get into it.

Keith: Explain yourself, why couldn't you get into it?

Allura: It insists upon itself, Keith.

Keith: What?

Allura: It insists upon itself.

Keith: What does that even mean?

Lance: It has a valid point to make, it's insisted!

Allura: It takes forever getting in, and then you spend like six and a half vargas, and then, you know, I couldn't even get through it, I can't even finish the film. I've never even seen the ending.

Lance: YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE ENDING?!

Shiro: But how can you not like it if you haven't even given it a chance?

Keith: I agree with Shiro, it's not really fair.

Pidge: It's outrageous!

Allura: I've tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to the scene with all the men sitting in their chairs.

Keith: Yeah, that's a great scene, I love that scene.

Pidge: It's noted in every annal.

Allura: But it's not as good as you think it is. I have no idea what they're saying, it's like they're speaking a different language. That's when I start losing interest.

Keith: You know what, Allura?

Lance: THEY'RE SPEAKING ITALIAN!

Keith: The language they're speaking is the language of subtlety, something you unfortunately don't understand, your highness.

Allura: I loved The Money Pit. That is my answer to that statement, Keith.

Keith: Exactly.

Allura: Well, there you go.

Keith: Whatever.

.......

Hunk: I like that movie too.

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