My very first post.

Hello world, my name is Andy! I am (at the time of this writing) a 16 year old boy with autism and a passion for the arts. When I grow up, I plan on being a writer.

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Ekko and Heimerdinger upon coming back from wherever the hell they were only to find that Viktor is Jesus, Jayce killed Viktor, Jinx is crying hysterically over Isha's death while Vi and Caitlyn comfort her, Singed has turned Vander into Warwick, and Piltover & Zaun are about to go to shit thanks to Ambessa.

Allura: But since we're all going to die, Paladins, there's one more secret I must share with you all. I did not care for The Godfather.

Keith: What?

Allura: Did not care for The Godfather.

Pidge: How can you even say that, Allura?

Allura: Didn't like, didn't like it.

Hunk: Come on, it's so good, it's like the perfect movie!

Allura: And this is what everyone always says whenever, it's "Oh my..."

Lance: Marlon Brando, Al Pacino, I mean, you never see, Robert Duvall!

Allura: I know, look, fine human actors, did not like the movie.

Hunk: Why not?

Allura: Couldn't get into it.

Keith: Explain yourself, why couldn't you get into it?

Allura: It insists upon itself, Keith.

Keith: What?

Allura: It insists upon itself.

Keith: What does that even mean?

Lance: It has a valid point to make, it's insisted!

Allura: It takes forever getting in, and then you spend like six and a half vargas, and then, you know, I couldn't even get through it, I can't even finish the film. I've never even seen the ending.

Lance: YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE ENDING?!

Shiro: But how can you not like it if you haven't even given it a chance?

Keith: I agree with Shiro, it's not really fair.

Pidge: It's outrageous!

Allura: I've tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to the scene with all the men sitting in their chairs.

Keith: Yeah, that's a great scene, I love that scene.

Pidge: It's noted in every annal.

Allura: But it's not as good as you think it is. I have no idea what they're saying, it's like they're speaking a different language. That's when I start losing interest.

Keith: You know what, Allura?

Lance: THEY'RE SPEAKING ITALIAN!

Keith: The language they're speaking is the language of subtlety, something you unfortunately don't understand, your highness.

Allura: I loved The Money Pit. That is my answer to that statement, Keith.

Keith: Exactly.

Allura: Well, there you go.

Keith: Whatever.

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Hunk: I like that movie too.

"We were brothers once!"

"Once."

God made them in different shows because He knew they would be unstoppable as canon best friends and friendly rivals.

Ah, fancy seeing you here, my friend. Here, have a Coffee Millie for the road so you can get some caffeine before you continue scrolling. Have a nice trip!

An average night in the Schmidt household

(Mike watches Abby praying to God in her bedroom)

Abby: It's me again. I need someone to be my friend, someone who won't run away. Maybe send me an angel. The nicest angel you have.

(meanwhile, at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria)

Security Guard: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Foxy: (laughs maniacally as he drags the security guard away to kill him)

Transformers fans the moment The Owl House is no longer on the trending list.

Dandadan but it's Gravity Falls quotes

Seiko: This seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing. Good thing I'm a grandma!

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Okarun: So, let me get this straight. Your plan is to teach this bear to ride a bicycle?

Seiko: Nah. Come on, everyone's seen a bicycle-riding bear. No, no. I'm gonna teach this bear… to drive!

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Seiko: And now you know where babies come from!

Momo: Goodbye childhood.

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Okarun: Whoa whoa! (Sighs) Blindfolds never lead to anything good.

Momo: Wow! I feel like all my other senses are heightened. I can see with my fingers! (Touches Okarun's face, making him laugh before the car jumps, making the two fly into the doors.)

Okarun: Whoa! Miss Ayase, are you wearing a blindfold?

Seiko: Ha ha. Nah, but with these cataracts, I might as well be. What is that, a woodpecker?

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Seiko: Wanna hear a joke? Here goes. My ex-husband still misses me…but his aim is gettin' better! His aim is gettin' better! You see, it's funny because marriage is terrible.

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Seiko: Hello, old friends. (puts on some gloves from a briefcase) I've gotta be careful this time. No more Colombian nights.

Aira: Alright, Ayase-sama. This is weird even for you. Do you need to talk?

Seiko: Nothing you can say will change my mind, Aira. Sometimes, a woman has to steal an animatronic badger, to stay in this crazy game called life.

Aira: Or… you could just not care.

Seiko: (prepares to climb out the window) It's about the principle. No one tells Seiko Ayase she's out of the game. No one tells- (falls out the window) Whoa!

Aira: I'll get your orthopedic back pillow.

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Sakata: "When the cherry petals of magic romance academy are in bloom… anthyding can hadplen." That is so true.

Thanos realizing he has to compete with both Deadpool and Agatha for the love of Lady Death.

What they never showed us in Transformers EarthSpark

Hashtag: Stop it, Starscream, this isn't like you! You're not a bad guy.

Starscream: SINCE WHEN?! When on this worthless Earth have I ever become a quote unquote "good person"?!

Megatron: You were at the Maltos' barbecue last week!

Starscream: Yeah, and I brought potato salad.

Hashtag: The Decepticons can never become good.

Optimus: Everyone, no, you mustn't! We need to work together in order to eliminate the remainder of GHOST's forces!

Hashtag: But I thought defeating Croft and Mandroid meant they were all gone.

Optimus: But there's still a chance that Croft has loyalists out there! (Starscream points his Null Ray at Prime) There are potentially so many more Terrans out there and we need to teach them how to live! (Starscream charges his Null Ray) But we-

Megatron: Optimus, stand aside. You'll only make things worse.

Optimus: (sighs deeply in frustration) Why do I fucking bother anymore?

(later....)

Robby: Starscream, I don't understand. Why would you go back to being evil?

Starscream: Of course you don't get it, organic boy! How could you? You, who had never suffered the atrocities of war like we Cybertronians have? Megatron had sacrificed everything for peace through tyranny, not caring one bit about everyone who gets in his way, not even his own subordinates! But now that he's turned traitor, we have lost the one thing guiding us. The Decepticons have lost their edge. And now, we're practically those Terrans' babysitters! I'm seeing the Seekers hanging out with Arcee, and Breakdown coming to Bumblebee's movie nights! Listen to me, little one! I'M USING HIS FUCKING NAME! But now, with GHOST and Mandroid out of the way, I finally have the chance to take what is rightfully mine and return the Decepticons to greatness, no matter the cost! And if you insist on standing in my way, then I will blast you into ash.

Robby: Oh great, Starscream has a midlife crisis now.

A traditional Ostanian nuclear family.

Batman: This is where I watched my parents die, Shadow.

Shadow: Damn.

Charlie: Dad, people are shipping you with Alastor.

Lucifer and Alastor: To where?!