11 days until i’m the happiest and most relieved motherfucker on this planet
Guy learning about taxonomy for the first time: "Dude fuck yes I've always wanted to be in a phylum"
pretty princesses
they’re here! it’s them! the
Shut up everyone this is my favorite part of the 10 hours heavy rain sound on windows with thunder sounds
Quebecois lesbian pop star named Je m’appelle Roan
I don't respect the troops I respect dykes who wear a strap while bottoming
we need to bring back e3. I miss watching project managers with zero media training embarrass themselves in front of their entire industry
remembering every booster of the harris campaign talking about how stupid and boorish trump was for his stunt at mcdonalds while privately she wanted them to publically and ceremonially award her a special burger diploma
incredible stuff
In the United States candidates seek the blessing of a deity called Burger as proof of their mandate to rule the land
i'm at Club Fly rubbing my hands together to the beat
i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.
i cannot punish myself in any way that will unmake the past.
i think there might be mold growing inside me
Abandoned intersection near Ottawa. [720 × 404].