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i made a film poster about my life
My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes
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“I wanna go to the movies.” “Why? You’re watching me live my life. It’s better than any movie.”
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“What if it’s the final downfall of a big fat no-talent impostor?”
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Louis C.K.: Chewed Up.
I’m getting a fucking divorce.
my dad when my mom threw a draw 4 in uno (via durncriss)
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
me: omg what if there is a telepath around here
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i dont think i can ever get married like im so serious we’d be on our honeymoon and id be like youre kind of annoying i think its time you left
everyday I thank god I don’t have an outie belly button
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i alternate daily between being an introverted pretentious intellectual and a 5 year old child
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help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to