and kate was like...

Avengers (1963) #5

I have never laughed at a single panel so hard in my life. 

Current Mood

I am losing my mind

PLS UNMUTE I’M MF DECEASED ASJAKJSASHSHASKJ

IM DEAD 😭

I’m crying

ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk

Oh? Would you elaborate?

okay so one night like a week or two ago kurt was meowing at me and one of the meows sounded like he was saying “hewwo” so since then I started saying “hewwo” instead of meowing back at him (like I do with all his cat sounds, naturally) and slowly his meows evolved into something vaguely “hewwo”like with the one or two True and Powerful Hewwo’s a day

but now that you have backstory I was just standing in my kitchen making rice, everythings dead silent, and suddenly this fucking “HEWWO??” echoes through the whole apartment and it almost killed me

I actually got in huge trouble with my fiance’s sister for that. One night, I heard Fish meowing and it kinda sounded like she was saying “hello” so I decided to encourage it. If no one was going to try to get the cat to stop screaming at 3am, I wanted to try to get her to scream words so everyone would be as disturbed about it as I was. For the better part of three years, I used treats to reward her whenever she “spoke” while not letting anyone else know I was trying to teach her stuff.

One day, my fiance’s sister goes to give Fish a treat and the cat whiffs it. Misses the treat completely and it bounces under the fridge, so she’s trying to stick her paw under to get it back.

“Oh no, Fish. You lost your snack!”

“I know I know.”

Instant chaos. It wasn’t even Fish’s best words. If she had only said it once, maybe no would have noticed, but the repetition got attention and everyone just lost it. I made the mistake of praising Fish and suddenly I have the sister turn on me. “Are you why she says ‘oh no’ all the time?” Apparently Fish rarely “meows” properly anymore and will say “Oh no” whenever she’s mildly inconvenienced and wants a human to fix it for her.

My dads name is Tom. My cat used to scream “HELLO TOM” and it was terrifying coming out of s dark hallway at 2am.

#when someone asks me how life’s going

I saw this twice

Are You Afraid of the Dark was essential viewing for any spooky kid in the 90s. The show centered around The Midnight Society, a collection of kids who meet in the woods at night in secret to swap scary stories. Although easily compared to Goosebumps, of the two shows I have really think that Are You Afraid of the Dark has aged much better.

There were some truly terrifying visuals and stories in this show that were impressive for a kid’s show on Nickelodeon. The story that stayed with me most was The Tale of the Silent Servant, in which a scarecrow comes to life in a kind of Sorcerer’s Apprentice gone terrifying situation. Although, as far as memorable images are concerned, I’m sure everyone has terrifying memories of the Ghastly Grinner.

That last one with the little girl and the one with the ghost kid who kept saying “I’m cold” were the only episodes that ever freaked me out as a kid.

RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 3 cast for GQ Magazine.

RuPaul‘s Drag Race - All Stars 3

Chichiiiiiiiiii

I’m dying 😂

The amount of dedication in the voice actor is unreal

Oh my god