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nandor hand hook car door
A coupla gen-u-ine wrestle boys
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Nandermo + text posts 1/?
What We Do in the Shadows | 3.02 – “The Cloak Of Duplication“
my friend showed me this tweet and these two immediately appeared in my head
They're long distance (Guillermo went to the grocery store)
This quote from the House Hunting song in Adventure Time just fits them so perfectly.
I think we drink virgin blood because… It sounds cool. I think of it like this: If you’re going to eat a sandwich, you will just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it. What We Do in the Shadows (2014) dir. Taika Waititi, Jemaine Clement
Yeah, sure Nandor, you “let” him win
😵 you’re dead!! 📸💖✨💎
okay wwdits spoilers but what if guillermo becomes a vampire and nandor threatens to wish him human but guillermo says he'll just get bit again. he can't be controlled anymore. and nandor realizes he's right so he wishes HIMSELF human instead. and he becomes GUILLERMO'S familiar. maybe then they'll bring each other to an even playing ground with each other finally....... and then my grand plan of guillermo turning nandor into a vampire can come to fruition.............. and he'd still have one wish left to be indulgent with......... hmmmmmmmm.............
look i know this is specific but wouldn't it be something. wouldn't it just be something. if this doesn't happen i'm writing it anyway
can't believe i finally got my first canon queer slowburn ship and they're toxic and evil and codependent... GOD IS GOOD 😭
