somewhere between the soul and soft machine

straight guy: *only owns cargo shorts, graphic tees, and crocs*

tan: *sighs* in this essay i will

letting my mom watch queer eye was a mistake. she just walked into my room, pointed at some clothes on my floor and said “hey. what would tan say about this???” and i just shuffled over to pick them up like a sad child cause i would want tan france to be proud of me :( fuck :(

these photos are absolutely stunning (from tan france’s instagram)

Every time Tan France sits on somebody’s lap:

tag yourself i’m antoni

@kaijubian

Tan, that is a serious fucking look

@wizzard890

It’s like the best combination of Taika Waititi and Grandmaster Goldblum I am so here for this.