remus lupin laying down on the bed and spreading his legs and sirius approaches him and remus just puts a palm against his face and holds him back and says "speak friend and enter" and won't let sirius have sex with him until sirius finds out how to say "friend" in elvish
#for real though#remus you fucking nerdlord#And this was before the movies#Remus read the books and Sirius had never read many Muggle books#and he's just like what the fuck#and he's trying to get Remus to give him hints#and remus just keeps giving him vague Elvish sayings#and sirius just wants to tear his hair out#marauders headcanons#marauders#marauders era#mwpp#mwpp era#personal#about me#lauryn