three tickets to the barbie movie please

viciously remembering my cut-his-hair-for-the-fake-heads fake-their-own-deaths fuckery fic i wrote right about now

you wear fine things well 🏴‍☠️

happy halloween from your favorite (co-)captains!!

it's time for the ofmd beach vacation fic!

the crew takes a beach vacation, ed and stede have hard conversations, jim and oluwande love each other out loud, plus lots of kissing and sweetness!!

i have been promising it and here it is!! beach vacation fic!! this is a birthday gift for my beloved alison based on specific requests they gave me!! who i have been gifting fanfiction to since we were just little squirts!! i love you so much!!

this is basically a connected series of scenes of a beach vacation!! our wonderful crew falling back in love with each other and being a family and having a good time!! i hope you enjoy this story because i enjoyed writing it! oops all pleasantries!!

also i'm currently actively working on three other ofmd fics. i know other people are losing the fixation but i feel like mine is deepening somehow. like the blorbos are working their way under my skin. anyways sorry i'm insane thank you for reading my madness i hope you like my sweet warm little beach vacation fic that i wrote for my friend!!

read 'we'll perfect our chemistry' on ao3!!

Oh No! This Was Supposed To Be A Warm-Up And Now It's Its Own Story! (And Other Tales of Torment and Terror)

the warm-up that accidentally became a little story is now a short posted ofmd one-shot fic!!

ed has a nightmare, stede takes care of him, and there's intimacy and tenderness and warmth and comfort and love!! so so so much love!!

but seriously i've been working on a longer fic and then i had a very very very rough few days. but the fic i'm writing is a happier one. so i needed to do a warm-up that got some of the other feelings out. and now here we are 4k later. i'm sorry but i'm not because i love writing and i follow my heart!!!!!!!

i love these queer pirates they warm me so much. i love their love. thank you for partaking of them with me

read 'through the middle of my skull' on ao3!!

🚨 NEW #OFMD FIC 🚨

the couple that slays together stays together!! 🗡 🩸

featuring ed and stede fighting back-to-back, ed's incredibly impulsive nature, and a whole lot of tenderness towards one another (amidst all the intense hurt/comfort)!!

🏴‍☠️ read 'pearls that you pulled from the deep' on ao3!! 🏴‍☠️

today we have a special request from katie, who asked for ed and stede spending a night in nassau!

here we've got over 21k of ofmd fic, featuring: a date night, hot pink drinks, tattooing, impulsive decisions, and lots of love! enjoy your night out!! 🏴‍☠️

read 'a life in your shape' on ao3 now!!

i did it. i wrote an ofmd fic that's over 20k words!

this fic is all about ed surprising stede with something that takes on a mind of its own. i don't want to spoil the surprise, but if you read the tags, you'll know what sweetness is coming for you!!

but i can tell you this features dressing nicely together, and dancing, and tenderness, and i'm obsessed with them!

read 'we've only just begun' on ao3!

i stopped in the middle of writing 5 other ofmd fics (this is not an exaggeration) to write this little fic for lauryn

features literal sleeping together, communication, vulnerability, love confessions, hurt/comfort -- all in a post-canon fix it!!

read 'somewhere to begin' on ao3!!

i wrote a tiny lil moment of intimacy fic. just a lightearted silly sweet lil thing. i was writing 2 other fics then got sleepy & stopped to write this

i hope this makes you feel warm inside i can NOT stop thinking about our flag means death

read this fic on ao3!!