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‘Honeyblood’ by @andillwriteyouatragedy
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MY MOST FAVORITE ART IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD. I WANT THIS FRAMED IN MY HEART
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God I'm a sucker for characters who are so utterly loyal to someone that they're completely unhinged. Characters who have no moral compass except their overwhelming devotion to whoever they've chosen to listen to. That's the good shit
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Anonymous asked:
cover them up slut (your bleeding wounds)
heh... like what you see? ;) *tries to lean back in a seductive pose and passes out from blood loss*
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“he’s a murderer” to YOU. well to me too but i forgive him<3
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This quote from the House Hunting song in Adventure Time just fits them so perfectly.
#this is#nandermo#wwdits#but also#francis and aleksius#francis#aleksius#honeyblood#anyways read honeyblood#what we do in the shadows#wwdits tv#what we do in the shadows tv#adventure time#nandor the relentless#guillermo de la cruz#nandor#guillermo#finn the human#marceline the vampire queen#nandor the vampire queen#guillermo the human#wwdits nandor#wwdits guillermo#blues queues#wwdits nandermo
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the reason so many attempts to adapt the beauty and the beast following the hugely formative disney version have kinda sucked i think is because writers fail to account for these two simple rules:
1. the beauty character should get to actually be rightfully angry about her situation at first. if you arent giving your beauty the narrative space to be petty and pissed off youve failed and even worse you have bored me.
2. the beast needs to be a bit of a malewife. non negotiable.
monsterfucker society has become so enamored with “powerful scary monster who rejects all the world but you and is forever possessive over you” that weve lost sight of the “initially scary monster who is actually kind of pathetic and lonely and wants to give you everything but gets it if you have better things to do” archetype that the world so desperately needs in these trying times
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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers
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Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics
Anonymous asked:
Does it count as fanfic if you wrote the source material? Because I need more Francis x Aleksius content in my life. I’d like to know what would have happened if Aleksius hadn’t made in time, if Francis’s horrible family had taken him away.
okay hold up this made me actually extremely emotional because i didn't know anyone thought about honeyblood except me, so first things first i'm so !!!!!! right now about this
and then SECONDLY i have thought several times that i would like to write short stories about them and/or fanfiction about them (is it fanfiction if i write it? i guess it is if it's an alternate option?? but i'm writing it?! i don't know?!?!?!)
anyways i should definitely write this BUT if i wrote this tonight the concept i think i would write is if francis' dad and brother and fiance actually got him and dragged him back to boston he would fight so hard that they would absolutely have to end up locking him in his room. and if i know anything i know aleksius would not take that shit standing up sitting down or sideways. he would track him down there. he would find him. he would plan. or he thinks he's planning but he's the most impulsive he's ever been really. and he would have killed every single person between him and francis until he had him again. he would go beast mode again. he would repay every hurt he found on him. he'd go bonkers! he would go absolutely bonkers. i think we'd see some unparalleled shit from him
i am obsessed with this concept and i'm very emotional now thank you for sending this i'm falling apart a bit
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The fake fangs stay on during sex
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we need more books about queer ppl who are violent and unhinged
honeyblood
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don't worry honey you stay in bed I'll cook breakfast *sounds of heavy machinery running for 45 minutes & i return covered in coal dust, holding two plates of perfectly cooked eggs, bacon, & toast*