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And a Side of Panache

@andasideofpanache / andasideofpanache.tumblr.com

I'm Emily, and welcome to my blog! I pretty much reblog whatever I find funny here, as well as sometimes adding some WIPs I'm working on. If you have any questions, feel free to message me!
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i’m in tears over this holy shit

It’s a little known fact that in the 60s and 70s the CIA was actually run by fucking wile e coyote

In 1961, the CIA tried to kill Castro by redirecting a road he used regularly into a solid stone wall onto which they’d painted a picture of a tunnel. This failed when Castro’s car proceeded straight on through the tunnel unhindered.

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Can someone slap Michael Bay

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ace-pervert

Sure. But what prompted this?

People are dying, Michael

...Too soon

"not everyone seems ready for a pandemic-themed thriller" GEE, I WONDER WHY

“So Michael, this pandemic movie. How are people going to watch it?”

“Well, obviously they’ll flock to the...movie theaters...”

“Right. See the problem now?”

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“Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson” and “Corporal Angua von Uberwald” by Paul Kidby Taken from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld Imaginarium 

(The Angua is from 2007, before she got promoted again.  Anyway I remember reading Pratchett saying of Kidby’s Carrot drawings that “you can just smell the soap” and of the Angua drawings that she always looks like she’s poised to run away.)

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The superwholock fandom should seriously take over the U.S government… Legislative: Sherlock fandom (making laws) Judicial: Supernatural fandom (bringing Justice) Executive: Doctor Who fandom (keeping watch over everyone)

date of origin: 5th august, 2015.

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sock-bread

personally would not mind at this point

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twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

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synder-sync

how DARE you hide this comedy gold IN THE TAGS

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