oh, so you really like ball pythons, huh? name 3 of their albums then

i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair

#sounds fake, #but okay 

what kind of weak nerd doesn’t have a bunch of giant pythons hanging out in their house

Une gorgone pour le quatrième jour d'Inktober! ^_^

Male garter snakes that need extra warmth after hibernating will mimic females in order to trick other males into trying to mate with them so they can cuddle and steal their body heat. Source

Day 25 Favorite Monster Girl. Nagas. Who knew they’d be so fun to draw? Especially with their colors. Also I really like doing the henna designs.

This is so cute and the pose is so deeply relatable that I immediately said, out loud, “They’re NOT FOR YOU, they’re for the PTA meeting!” and my husband nodded sagely and said “That stands for People That are Anacondas” and now I can’t stop laughing.

SOBBING

“any other time I’d play along”

“What do you think of this one, Salome?”

My need is very, very strong.

Here’s a preview of my piece in Ladies of Literature, vol. 2! I chose to do a modern interpretation of Medusa. The Kickstarter for the printed book is planned to be up mid-March, so keep an eye out!

This clutch is great for clubbing—the enchanted snake clasp writhes continuously, searching to bite hands that are someplace they shouldn’t be, whether that’s in your purse or on your arse.

(Armani)

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SLYTHERIN FOUNDER WEARING THIS DRESS? 

The founder of slytherin was Salazar Slytherin a old man with a long beard, yes I can Imagine him wearing that.

My side of an art trade with ingvildschage, of Biitterblue, as a halloweeny type monster;a gorgon! Whoa though gorgon bb is so cool, I imagine if she had dreds they would be decorated similar, her outfits were inspired by many cultures, such as Thailand, turkey and Greece ( I found this super great book with clothing from all around the world)

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat