Fool me twice…
My new favourite Thor shot XD
Thor volunteering while on earth to help coach a little girls sports league. I really don’t even care what. He cheers them on to victory and buys them all hotdogs and afterwards they sit in the grass and braid his hair and fill it and his beard with flowers. They rename the team The Valkyries.
Every time they start losing badly, the game gets mysteriously rained out. Nobody has the guts to say anything.
I believe in this
Lego Marvel Superheroes - Maximum Overload
imagine thor teasing jane with their son after he’s born
'this baby, i like it'
‘THOR, DON’T’
Then he holds the baby close and looks at Jane, whispering, “Another?”
WHY WAS THIS DELETED.
SAME
what do you mean that’s not the actual dialogue from the movie?
what do you mean that’s not the actual dialogue from the movie?
Meanwhile in the comics:
Phases of Steve budging Thor’s hammer.
"I broke that mortals coffee mug"
I can totally imagine Thor still feeling guilty about that oh my gosh
RIDICULOUS PUPPY IN HUMAN FORM <3
There must always be a thor.
"Whosoever holds this hammer, if she be worthy, shall possess the power of… THOR.”
Thor #001
Thor, I love you to bits, but we need to talk about your definition of ‘in my youth’:
The Jotuns must pay for what they have done. March into Jotunheim as you once did. Teach them a lesson. Break their spirits so they’ll never dare to try to cross our borders again.
#I remain intrigued by this quote#because like many of the films statements about time and asgardians it makes no goddam logical sense#but meta to the rescue:#I like the idea that this is how the aesir experience time#not as a progression#as we do#where yesterday is recent#last year a while ago#and ten years ago a long time ago#but in epochs and eras#marked by changes in themselves#they don’t age much#not like we do#whether you think they are young for the same-ish time we are and in their prime longer#or if they are still kids at 300+ years old#either way#for them time is purely relative#and nothing changes much#not technology not culture not the people around you#so you judge time by internal markers#thor judges his own maturity as beginning on the day he regained mjolnir and lost loki#so before then he was a youth for all he thought himself a man#for only a youth would court war#and now he knows himself a man#though still battle-hungry#(because it’s THOR c’mon)#but not war hungry#and there is a difference#and it’s about putting others wants and needs and safety before your own#which is what he was lacking in thor 2011 ( amberfox17 )