I just fucking can't.

#beau bennett #and their twitter #st louis blues

the fact that the Russian language doesn’t have articles makes me go ??????????????? because in a native English speaker’s head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing

so when you ask someone “Где водка?” it translates to “where is the vodka?”

but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don’t see any articles I assume they aren’t there, so yelling “ГДЕ ВОДКА” translates to “WHERE VODKA” like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not give vodka to

leupagus

Speaking as a Russian-American who speaks the language and knows a fair share of Russian-Russians, even if Russians did have articles they would still slam open the door yelling “WHERE VODKA” at all times.

#and in that moment we were all alex ovechkin #barely a hockey post #oh ovi

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veseyz

“Here we go for all the people asking if I can jump out of a pool #vacation #sun #poolworkout"

#holy shit #michael grabner #new york rangers

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veseyz

lightsoutleclerc

hockey edit meme | 1/3 relationships: kopitar + man’s best friend ‘gustl’

#flooofy #anze kopitar #los angeles kings #hockey players and animals

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sidmalkin

wearelookingathestars

#sidney crosby #he can get it

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Ok, but who is going to tell Eaves that he really needs to go back to the Tyler Seguin school of beard management as opposed to the Brent Burns graduate class he’s trying for?

and-here-come-the-stars

.....I didn't realize what was coming.

#patrick eaves #the prettiest eyes since the folignos