So the thing is, right? The thing is that i saw this beautiful loustat fanart based on this photo and I wanted to recreate it with Armand and Daniel.
But then @molgars decided to just take me out back and shoot me by writing the horniest, most unhinged fic ever too, so... you know. Here we are.
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wish i was louis de pointe du lacs doctor so i could prescribe him a close friendship with a group of girls
Interview with the Vampire 2.01 | "What Can the Damned Really Say to the Damned"
I apologize for being cheesy
genuinely one of my best counter curses against shame is telling myself out loud "what are you? catholic?" and then i continue whatever freakish little insanity i was up to
Your own. Personal. Penis.
Something to make you aware
Something downstairs
I know God is real because the rockin’ pair of tits on that man are no coincidence
do you think armand used to sit with his head down and say very quietly "never. in my 500 years of directing."
if you are stinky and wretched please remember to wash your you. then you may still be wretched but at least you won't be stinky.
I confess I did not wash my me yesterday when I posted this, but as of 12:45 pm today I am at last cleen woshed.
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
prettyy please send me asks
Daniel Molloy, 70 year old baby vampire: you know what would piss off both Louis and Armand and be very funny simultaneously?
Lestat de Lioncourt, queen of drama and biggest bitch in any room he walks into: what?
Daniel: if you and I fucked.
Lestat:
Lestat: tell me more.