slay the princess/ddlc bundle...

Anyone done the Pietà pose for Mouthwashing yet? No? Well.

I saw this and said. “this should go on tumblr.” so now its on tumblr.

- cherry wine is about domestic abuse. it’s now called a cute proposal song.

- too sweet is about seizing the day and ignoring healthy habits in favor of having more fun with unhealthy ones. he’s actively critical of himself in the song. it’s now called a song about thinking you’re superior for drinking black coffee.

- take me to church is about worship as a metaphor for sex. it’s called a religious song.

- eat your young is a song about war and political greed. it’s called a song about sex.

- now, the strongly political message of nobody’s soldier is being ignored in favor of calling it a metaphor for hozier’s relationship with his fans.

when are we going to stop simplifying hozier’s music down to cute little cottagecore bogman forest music? maybe you dont want to hear this but i don’t care. quit listening to hozier for the aesthetic. there’s a reason why empire now, foreigner’s god, butchered tongue, etc. songs with unignorable political messages are among his least popular songs.

wow Jonny and Alex fr said we heard you like middle aged men in toxic yaoi relationships that get divorced often and then they delivered

The Uncensored Picture of Dorian Gray Chapter 1

This is a collection of my favourite quotes and thoughts about them.

ARTHUR (gasping, a grunt that sounds like he’s standing up): Where am I? What's gooning?

ENTITY: Don’t you edge?

ARTHUR: Who the sigma?

ENTITY (calmly): Who is sigma? I’m a rizzler. The best rizzler alpha in Ohio… the only rizzler alpha edging gyatt in Ohio.

ARTHUR: What in Ohio? Why can’t I mew?

ENTITY: Hahaha, I fanum taxed.

ARTHUR: What do you mean you fanum taxed?

ENTITY: Relax, start mogging, relax.

ARTHUR (near tears): I rizz- I rizz-… I don’t edge gyatt, who is Jojo Siwa, or where is Ohio, or what gooning is and I can’t start mogging…

ENTITY: Calm down, beta. I’ll tell you everything you need to know, English or Spanish?

Okay okay. Fic idea. Coffee shop AU x superheroes AU.

Jonathan Sims is a barista at some random ass coffeshop. Little does everyone else know, he's actually the superhero "Archivist", very intent on protecting the city and not letting anyone else know about his secret identity. Little does Jon know, literally all of his coworkers happen to ALSO be superheroes that don't want their secret identities to be revealed.

Well Elias doesn't have hair yet. But I will fix that. His superhero name is? Watcher? Him and Jon are Superhero Partners™ because shut up i want that. He uhhhhhhhh he can know shit. See shit? Perhaps a bit of premonition sense? Idk. Maybe he's also evil and has a second secret identity as Dr Magnus the evil supervillain blah blah blah. No wonder he's barely at the coffee shop lmao. But a guys gotta make a living you know

Jon's power are... I'm thinking he can make people talk. Tell him their secrets. Compulsion basically. It can be used in combat to keep people talking and have them, well, not attack you

Tim's superhero name is Inferno. He's got fire powers.........

What about this. Dr. Magnus' got a deadly rival in gertrude robinson. It's just shenanigans all week long with these two. I think it would be fun.

By the way, Dr. Magnus' whole shtick is to be like. A technological genius. Doc oct style. He has like propulsers and stuff

Jon and elias have got a mental link, both having mind adjacent powers and stuff.

Mh, maybe jon's powers is mind reading. He can look through people's heads like an archive? Cause he needs a reason to have gotten his name yknow. But the Watcher's mind was always barred to him, blank

By the way, if Gertrude and Dr Magnus are a thing, they are absolute LEAGUES above Watcher and Archivist. Like, they could blow the city up, while the other two just stop convenience store robberies. It's just elias' hot sillygirl summer hobby. Idk.

Links portion we stay vibing

The Mechanisms from someone who has never listened to The Mechanisms