what if it all worked out?

netflix subtitles are great for when you want to read a caption with like 50% resemblance to what's being spoken

character in a movie: buddy, i'm gonna tell you what i've got to do

netflix subtitles: i'll say what i must do

character in a movie: *exhales*

netflix subtitles: (blows raspberry)

character in a movie: ciao!

netflix subtitles: (in italian) bye!

no no no it’s more like

character in a movie: ciao!

netflix subtitles: [speaking foreign language]

automatically generated transcripts that aren’t corrected manually make for such shitty captions and subtitles, especially for dialogue spoken in dialects that are underrepresented in AI training. it sucks seeing captions that blatantly don’t understand something that a human could easily parse based on context. AI is improving its ability to re-analyze its own responses but if it’s mainly being trained on languages and accents that we consider to be the standards, everything else falls to the wayside

the sexless lesbians who say every horny thought makes them "no better than a man" might kill me for this but regarding chappell roan's ass in the tight chainmail and thigh-high plate armor forming a pseudo-garterbelt situation, it needs to be said: AWOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HUBBA HUBBA WOWEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

i love following richard siken on twitter

being a vampire is about penetrating someone but it's also about being filled up with their fluids. in this way vampirism confuses the top/bottom dichotomy

God I love “We’re enemies, but we’ve been enemies for a long time, which is sort of like being friends.” Great trope.

Especially when it comes with a side of “this OTHER enemy isn’t being your enemy in the right way. I will help you defeat them, so that I can go back to being your primary enemy, your correct enemy.”

Someone called it “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Gay” and I never recovered

"redemption arcs are toxic, you shouldn't try to fix someone!"

actually it is so important to me that being in community and experiencing human connection can save people. thanks

LGBTQ+ folk what was your gender/sexuality pipeline?

do you guys ever like forget you're interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go "oh wait i'm like crazy crazy about this yeah"

Ok like of course I want it to be cancelled because I want him to never experience any happiness again but can we just appreciate that story-wise the only thing funnier than 30 years of queerbaiting followed by an “unrequited love confession and kiss” (with a side of wink wink don’t worry it’s requited) is if it just ends there

it’s just the next stage in the natural evolution of queerbaiting. who are we to be mad at progress

there she is!!!!!

CHAPPELL ROAN Performing "Good Luck, Babe!" at the 2024 VMAs (Sept 11, 2024)

my roommate and i have figured it out

what a beautiful mess 2 make