Booktok should die and I’m serious

HELP MEEEEEEEE

so youre telling me. theres an adaptation of orpheus and eurydice. where eurydice was falling out of love with orpheus before her death but didnt know how to tell him, and when he walks into the underworld to get her back, shes forced to confess that she planned to leave him?? and shes the one to ask him to look back, but he doesn’t want to, because he knows she isn’t coming with him??? youre telling me that when he finally looks back, he does lose her, but only because he’s letting go??? you’re telling me its about grief? about drifting apart?? about moving on??? about love, and how its messy, and how sometimes it just doesn’t work out even if you go to hell and back for it, because we’re human and thats our tragedy????

you’re telling me netflix CANCELLED it?

(grabs you by the shoulders) you have to make room for new experiences in your life. you have to go through the unpleasant work of leaving your comfort zone, even if just for a few minutes at a time. because if you don't, your brain will trick you into stagnation. you will start to believe that the world can barely fit you in it. but that's not true. it's the opposite way around. you can fit the whole word inside of you. your task is only this: to welcome it with open arms

the holy trinity: the father (fuck it we ball) the son (it is what it is) the holy spirit (to be cringe is to be free)

probably the best advice I've ever got was from my grandpa when I moved from my town and started a university, he told me to leave the house everytime when I start to feel down, just to go to the park, a supermarket, a bookstore, to even drive in a bus or tram, just be around other people because staying at home all the time kills you; and you know he was right

Your 20s are not about anything and your 30s are not about anything and your 40s... also not about anything

sometimes i’m like ‘fanfiction can’t shock me anymore i’m numb to it’ then i find this shit

every moment of a cumulative thirteen years of catholic education is simultaneously screaming out in agony at this reply

Tbh the only way an average-looking guy could get 12 hot guys to follow him around and hang off his every word is if he’s the only top

Obviously Christ was a top, the Catholic Church keeps reminding us he’s inside everyone, and the one and only time he got nailed, it took him three days to recover.

So ain’t nobody gonna ask OP what they were doing looking for Jesus/Judas fanfiction?

trying to find jesus/judas fanfiction to read i thought that was obvious

OPs url makes this the funniest thread I’ve ever read in my life

1. Stand by Me (1986), dir. Rob Reiner 2. Hanya Yanagihara, A Little Life 3. Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar 4. Donna Tartt, The Secret History 5. Phoebe Bridgers, I Know the End 6. One Million Yen Girl (2008) dir. Yuki Tanada 7. Haruki Murakami, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle 8. Daniel Clowes, Ghost World 9. J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye 10. Nikos Kazantzakis, from a letter to Galatea Kazantzaki 11. Lora Mathis, How to Disappear in the Modern Age 12. Moonlight (2016) dir. Barry Jenkins 13. Richard Siken, The Torn-Up Road 14, 15, 16. Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood 17. Holly Warburton (@holly-warbs ) 18. Flyte, Where Nobody Knows Your Name 19. Kanae Minato, Confessions 20. Wet, Still Run 21. Laundry (2002) dir. Jun'ichi Mori 22. Priscilla Ahn, Fine on the Outside 23. Anna Syvertsson (@annavonsyfert ) 24. Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray 25. John Hiatt, Where Nobody Knows My Name 26. Colson Whitehead, The Nickel Boys 27. Dennis Wells, Alone In A Crowd 28. Easha, Far Away 29. Slowdive, Here She Comes

Every one should go to bed. Let’s all go to bed and figure this out in the morning

i think i'd love you even when i don't know you. the deathlessness of devotion, the poets call it.

executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

the fact that time keeps passing and theres nothing you can do about it and we have limited time on earth and we dont know how much time that is. it could be today it could be tomorrow it could be 50 years from now you dont fucking know jackass hahahahaha!!!!

i don't think i should take anything personally anymore, the breeze leaves as quickly as it arrives