The Intolerant Left

“You can’t win - I have the high ground.”

#this is up dog   (via teapotsahoy)

Me: "In 2020 I'm going to quit smoking! I've eliminated many sources of stress and have already cut back a lot. Hashtag health."

America: "So are you gonna vote for this rapist, or the other rapist?"

Me, taking a decadent and luxuriant drag like a French poet in a coffee shop: "I choose....to fester."

I’m going to vote for the rapist who didn’t put concentration camps on the border, commit high treason and tax fraud, or do everything in his power to make our country into an authoritarian dictatorship. I’m not happy that there isn’t a better option though.

So you're voting for a fictitious third candidate

Even if Biden didnt have his very own long and storied history of the sort of crimes against humanity that people sit in the dock in the Hague for--which he does, as is very well documented--I want you to know that this is what you sound like:

dont ask @myaquachinchilla​ who built the camps...

Democrats be like "But that's my emotional support war criminal"

Believe Women when we make up sensationalized stories about Bernie being a misogynist but not when they come forward with corroborated rape allegations

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

I’m old people

Olga Starikovskaya’s photograph of a statue of Marx in the fields of the Tver region, Russia

Happy May the Fourth! | by Columbo

folk punk

ska punk

my entire concept of how stocks work is the same thing as the tim & eric skit where they just sold prices

having a “smart"phone for me is just

*opens the clock app instead of the calculator app*

*opens the calculator instead of the clock*

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

Some of these are fucking wild.

‘Smash Fascism / May the 4th be with you”

gee i wonder why these people whose only interests are mainstream tv and film franchises have such underdeveloped and misguided worldviews

the types of media i like can be placed in one of two categories:

type 1: oh my god this thing is amazing, i love it, i could go on hours long rants about how well executed it was. it has its faults but overall it's excellent.

type 2: i didn't say it was good, i said i liked it