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satanfemme

I don't want to be insensitive here but I'm already kinda sick of everyone in the US just fully blackpilling themselves. there are more productive things you can be doing, even if your only goal in the short term is just to cope and survive. the world is not going to end no matter how bad it gets. you are going to wake up tomorrow and the next day and the earth will still be here. you want to lay down and wait for death, but death is not coming for you like that. find an outlet for your despair instead of wallowing in self-pity. draw a picture. watch a movie. you are not the first person to live in a fascist state. this is not the first time the US has been fascist. you don't have to pretend to be happier than you are, but now is not the time to open yourself up to US exceptionalism and individualism just for the sake of giving up. I know it's tough but you are going to wake up tomorrow to the same earth! don't know where to look for guidance? read theory. don't know who to lean on for support? organize your community. liberalism is failing you the way it's failed everyone before you, and the path forward is for you to get your shit together and move left. I promise you capitalism is fallible, but it's not gonna fall to doomerism it's going to fall to education and action and movement

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reblog if you need a hug

Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a much needed hug

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03josten

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

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sketiana

the bartender asks if i want the usual and i make a joke and say i want the unusual if they have it in the back and he giggles and walks through the door i havent seen until that point and comes back carrying a handful of wet colorful river shallow rocks and puts them on the bartop and we both look at them for hours until they dry and go dull and then we pour a little water over them again and look on

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when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

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Sending a moaning audio but I misunderstood the assignment and am making spooky ghost sounds

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terramythos

Soon they're going to make it illegal to sing a haunting siren song that drives people to the brink of madness 🙄 because of woke

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timothee chalamet’s full name is “timothee hal chalamet” and I have never seen a name that looked so much like an anagram

  • THE MATHEMATICAL HOLE
  • A THEMATIC MATH HELLO
  • AHEM HOT ATHLETIC MALE
  • LITHE MACHO THETA MALE

hm.

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cryptotheism

Have you guys seen the clip of Anderson Cooper reporting on the hurricane? He's crouching down, holding on to the earth for dear life?

Well turns out the hurricane made him pregnant. He's pregnant with the wind and rain now. CNN released a special report about how they gave him an ultrasound, and how his stomach is full of some new type of djinn or sylph or similar aqueous wind sprite.

He doesn't seem to be in any pain, but whenever Wolf Blitzer asks him about the child, Cooper just rubs his belly and mutters something about "forging a new link in the great chain of being"

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Context: This is a grocery store in the town of Black Mountain, NC, which was devastated by Hurricane Helene. The police will not let anyone in to get food or clean water or even baby formula and diapers, not even if they have cash to pay. This is being framed as "stopping looters". This is apparently the best thing the cops have to do with their time, during a widespread emergency.

The store has no power - the food will rot anyway.

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