This is how it feels to be Anakin Skywalker, forever: The first dawn of light in your universe brings pain. The light burns you. It will always burn you. 

-Matthew Stover, Revenge of the Sith

blackberries are so good <- the start of my fruit reviewer career

strawberries are better dumb bitch

i hope the next strawberry you eat blows up

it won’t they can’t do that

having a tumblr blog is cool because you can scroll back for years to realize you’ve never been normal about any of your interests so why start now

leabe me alonne

i was hanging out with a transgender polycule in seattle the other weekend and we all looked like this

Ten-in-bed

A bucket of snoots

a group of larval Gentle Aliens experience the joy and happiness of The Pile

a goblet of horses

Heart of the hex

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

Oh My God Damn

My last two braincells

⚙️ for a moment we had it all... ⚙️

1001 Building Forms by by Francois Blanciak

Yeah it was me, I made the Cool S sword.

Sword is a cool s-word

pink moon.

I feel like this is the kind of thing you only reblog if you have an aesthetic blog, which I do not, but goddammit I just love it when the moon lines up with stuff

dandelion sun~

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

watching this man realize how close he came to being horribly injured by that person's driving