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She/Her ☆ 32yo I'm a Tired™ college student trying to get my second major, this time in something that I actually love. I'm back on my anime/manga era, and I have 0 regrets; however, Tolkien will always be in my heart.  English is not my first language.
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Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng: Yanli you are the most beautiful and perfect bride imaginable. The stars in the heavens are straight up trash compared to your radiance. Gods weep before you and avert their eyes because they can’t handle how nice your hair looks like that.

Yanli: You two are very cute but clearly biased; also, the person I most want to find me beautiful on my wedding day is my future husband.

Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng:

It is possible that we don’t give Zixuan enough credit for his willingness to put up with this shit.

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what’s so thematically sexy about the sunshot campaign is that the only two people who were absolutely crucial, who they absolutely could not have won the war without, were wei wuxian and jin guangyao. the future villains of the piece. and no matter what they went on to do and how justified that villainisation was, they are the only reasons that everyone who killed them and dragged their names through the mud are in power at all

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MDZS AU where Jiang Cheng realizes that Lan Sizhui is the Wen orphan that Wei Wuxian took care off during the Burial Mounds arc, decides that's close enough to qualify him as Nephew, declares that no Nephew of His (much less a surrogate son of Wei Wuxian's) is going to be raised in the Cloud Recedes, and immediately launches into a custody battle with Lan Wangji.

But since neither Jiang Cheng or Lan Wangji can acknowledge that Sizuhi has any connection to Wei Wuxian, both begin steadfastly and stubbornly insisting that he is a Cultivator of peerless potential and skill and he belongs in their sect thank you very much, and would clearly be very unhappy in the other's. This confuses the hell out of the already mystified Cultivation world, who had barely adjusted yet to gossiping about Sizhui being Wangji's illegitimate child by mysterious love affair.

(Eventually the common consensus in the rumor mills is that both JC and LW where in love with Sizhui's mother and both believe themselves to be Sizhui's real father.)

(LW couldn't care less what gossips say, but JC has to bite his tongue till it bleeds to avoid telling anyone the truth in a fit of anger.)

(It was Nie Huaisang who put that rumor out in the first place, partly to troll JC, partly because, in a way, it's a little true.)

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Half of the plot of MDZS happened because Yiling Laozu was so HOT that he made a lot of powerful people figure new things about themselves and they got mad about that. 'The Yiling Laozu is evil and shall be stopped!!1!' Like shut up you wanna bang him so bad it makes you actively stupid. Imagine being so sexy you're the whole cultivation world's gay awakening and they can't beat off the gay thoughts so they try to kill you instead

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mdzs au where instead of giving jiang cheng his whole golden core, wei wuxian gets to keep half. everything is normal except they’re both kinda mediocre now and jiang cheng can feel it in his prostate when wei wuxian gets railed by lan wangji

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