Shang Qinghua: My sweet and precious son-
Luo Binghe: You're not my real dad
Shang Qinghua: Ouch, whatever happened to 'ohana means family'?
Luo Binghe: I don't know what that- Look, what do you want?
Shang Qinghua: How do you top?
Luo Binghe: What?
Shang Qinghua: It's my king's birthday soon and I want to surprise him
Luo Binghe, embarrassed: Here's the thing, I don't really know?
Shang Qinghua: What?! How could my stallion protagonist not know how to top?! What did Cucumber-Bro do to you???
Luo Binghe: It's not Shizun's fault! I'm just too... big
Shang Qinghua: Well drastic times calls for drastic measures. I didn't want to do this, but we both need an expert
A Little While Later
Qi Qingqi, opening the door to her house: What do you two want?
Shang Qinghua: Can you teach us to top?
Qi Qingqi, sighing: Come on in