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Good morning sorry for this
@tohot4u ur blorbos
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Sys Watches FMA
WHO IS LETTING THESE UNATTENDED CHILDREN DO FUCKED UP MAGIC
Okay so I'm on episode 6 and they're getting sent to some dude for like sewing lessons? Is that a thing you do with alchemy? seems like it would be easier to do it by hand
Oh wait this is the Tucker guy. Haven't like 43 of you asked when I get to this dude?
Oh hey a giant floofy white dog! As a giant floofy white dog owner I approve.
Also, sense of impending fucking doom because HANG ON CUTE KID AND DOG SOMETHING FUCKED UP HAPPENS DOESN'T IT
I just asked Kev and he's refusing to tell me but also just made himself popcorn and popped a beer and is sitting on the couch next to me waiting expectantly
He just brought me a glass of scotch and said, enigmatic, 'you're gonna need this'
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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑
This post is now about a far-right politician and one of the best moments of Brazilian live TV:
appreciating the added context
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You kidding me
You kidding me right
Siri how many people did the CIA kill between Chile and Argentina in the 70’s - 80’s?
90.000 people, right?
theres-no-going-home
Siri how big did México use to be before?
theres-no-going-home
Siri what happened to Cuba after gaining independance from Spain? Also what is a comercial block?
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Siri what is Puerto Rico?
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Siri who supported the Honduran coup?
Siri who instigated the genocide of thousands of native Guatemalans?
Google, what’s the origin of the phrase “banana republic”?
Google, who helped and supported Brazilian militar coup in 64?
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The brazilian mood™
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antifasteve
and the end result:
bonus:
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F L A S H B A C K S C E N E
My reaching ass: BUT WAIT. Tony never received any visible blows to the head during The Avengers film- He was clean up the point where they started battling in new york……..does this mean……new footage of the aftermath of the battle? Not an actual flashback scene of the Battle Itself, but of something that happened later?
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a concept: Harry Potter with his mother’s hair and father’s eyes instead of vice versa. Harry with fiery dark red hair and soft hazel eyes please and thank you
i imagine this is how harry and draco’s first meeting would have gone then haha
can you imagine how much more confused arthur would have been in that scene where he first meets harry 😂
his eyes would probably sweep right over harry at the breakfast table, and then he would freeze and have to do a mental tally of his children
I can see Fred and George really going with it too… “Come on Dad, don’t you remember Harry?” “Next you’ll tell us you don’t remember Craig” “Or Ethel” “Or Annie“ “Or Ryan”
911? Yes, I'd like to file a complaint. Someone stole the little control I had over my life and now all I can do is read about the same idiots falling in love over and over again.
good job, Altair, may be next you’ll notice your boyfriend is an elf
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Clients from Hell.
Me: “How can I help you today, ma’am?”
Client: “Is e-mail internet”?
Me: “I beg your pardon?”
Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”
Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.”
Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.”
Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?”
Client: “Open what?”
Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?”
Client: “My…my…?”
Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?”
Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.”
Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?”
Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?”
Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?”
Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.”
Me: “No, ma’am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?”
Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?”
Me: “We…okay, ma’am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?”
Client: “My what?”
Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”
Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.
Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?”
Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.”
Me: “An error message?”
Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.”
Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?”
Client: “Yes.”
Me: “Move it for me.”
Client: “Move it?”
Me: “Yes. Move it.”
Client: “My e-mail!”
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ok sorry but think for a moment about a Mafia AU for AC where instead of the obvious Altair is the boss, it is Malik.
Like they are part of this “family” where Al Mulaim is the Boss and instead of being a blood related descendant the boss is suppossed to choose their sucessor, so everyone knows that it is Altair, because he is the best and such, and he lets it get to his head because he is obviously the best choice, no matter how much Malik, another one in the highest ranks, thinks he doesnt have what it takes to be a boss, then they are send in a mission along with Kadar and long story short Kadar dies, Altair escapes leaving behind Malik to die and returns to their Headquarters, only for Malik to show up when he is giving his report and screaming explain how it really happened, so Al Mulain decides at that moment that Altair is to be put at the lowest of the ranks and to give even a bigger hit to Altair’s ego assigns Malik as his successor.
So does not only Altair is nothing more than a novice he is also been stripped of all possibility of being boss and now works under the only man who has never respected or feared him.
Just think about it.
yes. Yes yes all this. The ‘White hood’ family beating the ‘Cross’ family asses and the ‘Apple’ is a prototype weapon made by the government.
yesssssss
oh god the white hood family is perfect!! The apple being a goverment weapon, stolen by the cross family but they put the blame on th white hood, so not only do they have to get it before the cross family uses it against them but they also have to stay out of the police view because now they are more wanted than ever!!
And and what if the Apple is a biological weapon? Like a bacteria or something? And the Cross starts to use it against powerfull people and blames the white hood of it!
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Suns were rising and moons were crawling across the sky with silver dots disguised as stars following night after night, day after day. Earth was moving, leaves were turning from green to red from red to brown, the trees were losing their dresses and birds were flying south to escape the dark of an upcoming winter. It was the first real cold morning in this fall with thin sheets of ice covering the cars and puddles frozen over.
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the new improved ‘ridiculously photogenic guy’
Source: picpost.postjung.com
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