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where in nhs hits the husband jackpot and he’s even more shameless about it than wei wuxian 

where in nhs hits the husband jackpot and he’s even more shameless about it than wei wuxian 

my favorite part of the jin guangyao & nie huaisang dynamic that seemingly every fic ignores is that jin guangyao genuinely thought of nie huaisang as incompetent and annoyingly whiny. he didn't realize at ALL until the very end that he was being intentionally played.

he might’ve recognized that huaisang has potential when he actually puts his mind to things. but jin guangyao honestly believed across two decades that huaisang at most was rich, pampered, and pathetically ill-prepared.

it came as a nasty, hysterical shock to jin guangyao that the little brother of the man he killed had actually 1) figured out at any point what he did 2) kept his bitter vicious rage inside and secretly wished him dead 3) brought that to fruition with a skillful mix of planning, improv, and making others do the dirty work of publicly exposing everything for him.

@each-uisge-and-glashtyn say it louder for the people in the back

Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng: Yanli you are the most beautiful and perfect bride imaginable. The stars in the heavens are straight up trash compared to your radiance. Gods weep before you and avert their eyes because they can’t handle how nice your hair looks like that.

Yanli: You two are very cute but clearly biased; also, the person I most want to find me beautiful on my wedding day is my future husband.

Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng:

It is possible that we don’t give Zixuan enough credit for his willingness to put up with this shit.

#Yanli’s continued willingness to look at the yiling patriarch and sandu sengshou #and just be like #babies #MY babies #my darling little angels who are out there being very good boys #their combined body count is hitting the quadruple digits and she’s just like #they’re so industrious #a-xian drew me a picture of their most recent battle and i put it on the fridge #he’s so talented he can pursue art AND necromancy #look in the picture you can see how a-cheng #has learned to #coordinate zidian and sandu so that he can simultaneously neutralize multiple enemy combatants with synchronized #choking and stabbing #so gifted and hard working #i hope they’re remembering to hydrate (presenting to you pure comedy gold by @winepresswrath)

Untamed Heritage Post

THE UNTAMED episode 45

the untamed + text posts

actually the only thing in cql that i want explained is how jiggy got his hands on king théoden of rohan's sword

Mount Doom and the volcano at Nightless City are on opposite sides of a volcanic mountain range, obviously! I've made a map to illustrate:

This seems like a perfect time to bring up the two blue wizards that left for fantasy China before the story started and never returned

Jiang Cheng is taller than Nie Huaisang.

Me, fucking around tumblr instead of doing homework while NHS looks at me smiling approvingly: I'm doing for u King, all for u

Sad to inform everyone that I've fucked around too much and now I have to do the same tasks but in 2 days instead of 5

May NHS bullshit bless me because Oh God. Oh My God.

endless gifs of wei wuxian 🐰 ( 1/∞ ) ► episode 1

— Wei Wuxian. Go to hell.

@mdzsnet event: one year with cql 

Day 1: Favourite Character - Nie Huaisang 

every day people tell me that the untamed is good, i’ve seen the first episode, stop gaslighting me

okay i’m giving it another shot. time for episode two.

i’m sorry? why is this exactly like naruto? this is so stupid. time for episode three.

update: i would die for wuxian

i am: so invested. whenever i’m not at home i can only think about getting home and watching the untamed.

lan zhan you have to find wei wuxian and give him back his sword!

This is your sign to watch The Untamed again before Netflix takes it out from their catalog

Do ya'll ever think about how every character in MDZS is living in a radically different genre of story?

Cause yeah, sure Wei Wuxian is living in a danmei fantasy novel with strong romantic comedy elements, but if you slide over a bit Lan Wangji is living a serious and heady drama about regret, loss, yearning, the passage of time, and ultimately atonement.

Scooch on over to Xichen and your in a straight up Greek tragedy, right down to the parable about hubris and trust. Jin Guangyao is living meanwhile in a political dark fantasy al'la Game of Thrones, Nie Huaisang is in a Gothic moody Monte Cristo-esque reflection on revenge and deception, and while Lan Sizhuhi and Jin Ling are living in two VERY different YA fantasy books ('magic boarding school/secret orphan of destiny' and 'Steven Universe style coming of age/discovering all your family are some flavor of evil and magic' respectively).

Everyone connected to Yi City is living inside a dark psychological thriller/horror flick, except for Xue Yang who is in a Found Family/Enemies to Lover fic right up until he isn't.

Jiang Cheng's entire life has been one long soap opera, and it is showing no signs of stopping anytime soon.

How i see Wei wuxian leading the band of disciples through out the book: