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Move in together. Problem solved

That witch hasn’t said a single word but im calling it now - Himbo.

Also yes move in together, platonically or romantically doesn’t matter, I’d watch the hell out of that wlw mlm solidarity fantasy sitcom anyway.

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susiephone

A fair maiden knocks on the goth lady’s door and says she’s here to find love.

The goth sighs, points across the road and says, “Witch is over there. He doesn’t do love potions because consent but he might be able to make you prettier, although 90% of the time it turns out the spell didn’t do anything but make you more confident.”

The maiden blushes and sheepishly explains that she knows he’s the witch, she just talked to him and he sent her over here.

Goth looks over her shoulder to see the himbo witch standing outside his house giving her a grin and a double thumbs up.

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jetix

Get rid of "Read" indicators on all messengers ever lol

Its stupid were at a point where people are anxious to just open and read a message without the other person throwing a fit if they arent responded to immediately

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nada-7

no one is too busy, you’re just not a priority

this is not true. hate bullshit like this, other humans are not here soley for your entertainment/companionship, loved ones wont always be there when you need them most, doesnt mean they love you any less. they have their own lives & feelings & every action of theirs is not a slight towards you or, g-d forbid, a judgement of ur worth. I get everyone has insecurities and mental tribulations but this type of thinking is just self-sabotaging ur self-worth & relationships.

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You need to at least be a little bit critical of your own religion and your own religious tradition. There needs to be a healthy amount of skepticism at the end of the day. If you just try to jump through hoops trying to eliminate or at least cover up all the negative elements to your religious tradition, you're either going to become insecure and miserable, or you're going to become fanatically defensive and dogmatic about your religious beliefs. Just accept that as a leftist/woman/LGBT person/whatever, you're always going to have a tension with the religious tradition, and that's fine

@owengrose I'm an Orthodox Jew repeating the same argument as Hasidic scholar Shaul Magid and also if you insinuate that I'm Christian again I will beat you senseless ^_^

i absolutely think that some things people say are bad about "religion" are mostly christianity related, but "anyone critical of religious orthodoxy/orthopraxy is of christian extraction" is the weirdest bad take

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