left the newborn baby on the sidewalk for TEN SECONDS to go throw rocks at the neighbor's dog and a colony of ants has ALREADY picked it up and carried it away to eat or potentially raise as one of their own. maybe i'm just not cut out to be a babysitter
do you all see my vision here
my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless
hey. sorry for calling you "my subject" at your family dinner. i'm not sure if i meant it in a princess way or a scientist way but either way it was definitely a sex thing for me
THE GRIMMONS EDIT EVER OF ALL TIME
the song is “So Alright, Cool, Whatever” by The Happy Fits
Im gonna frow up this is so good i should reread every single rvb fic on ao3 its been a few years
Welp that fucking sucks
*sees something really annoying and stupid and Purity Culture*
*clicks on their profile*
- age: 16 -
"Ah. You are young and have time to grow. Its not your fault that you are surrounded by poison in our current media that confuses fiction with real life. I wish you well, friend."
*blocks profile and moves on with no interaction*
21 years of RVB!!!! Thank you for everything, and so long! ❤️💙
Fun fact! If you don't know how to get your formerly-villainous main character to do something good, just give him a praise kink!
a niche ship had me deleting all my filters on ao3 and just raw dogging it in there. discovered that I’m even more of a freak than I previously believed and also that sometimes you gotta give that tag you hate a try
Hey? Would it be okay if I used this post of yours in a fic I’m doing for Whumptober?
https://www.tumblr.com/an-entity-i-think/746164088840847360/what-if-jason-did-the-whole-shtick-of-wow-another
Premise of the fic is a Titans Tower AU, where Tim and Jason get on better terms far earlier, Ace is the Best Boy (and Jason’s Service Dog), Haley is an overly energetic border-bully who does Agility, and Tim and Jason share custody of a German Shepherd puppy named Athena and a cat called Pallas.
Bruce is helpless to the combined forces of his children (and Steph!). Jack Drake is a homophobic ass, and Jason gets to be a Big Brother to Tim.
Yeah absolutely go for it! Anybody can use any of my stuff anytime as long as you tag me!
Tumblr: an-entity-i-think
Ao3: faithms
Feels good to draw something stupid again
well i wanna draw something stupid too
My cat loves to mug people
And i love to mug your cat 🙏
what the hell is wrong with merlin's mom why was she like everyone in the village hates my gay son. so i'm going to send him off to Homophobia Kingdom
im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine
After almost being killed, a vigilante drops off the grid for a month to recuperate. When they get back in the game, expecting no-one to have missed them, their police "handler" nearly bursts into tears.
