mom said its my turn on the lifelong sense of grief

“girls when they feel out of place”

"maybe the problem is you" oh the problem is definitely me, next question

i think about this comic at least once a week

me

"I sure get a lot of compliments on my personality for someone who goes to the doctor because of it" - martinisandmascara

I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table  arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”

wym i don’t know how to flirt? i literally tell you random and unimportant fun facts

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

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*trying to flirt with a guy* I dig your look. I'd love to see you tied to a tree and made to bear the wounds of St. Sebastian. Completely obliterated from every angle *remembers the social contract and gets nervous* Like, the jacket for example, where'd you get that

Anybody else have no idea how their personality is perceived by others? Like am I nice? Am I mean? I have no idea.

When people tell me stuff about me I literally think about it nonstop for 3-5 business days.

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i don’t have a “mind palace” or whatever… it’s a male strip club in here

pretty much, yeah, but like there’s also the old burlesque -style stand up comedian emcee and c-span playing in the background

how do you tell someone “i’m not ignoring you i’m just disconnected from reality right now and the days are all blurred together and i feel completely apathetic towards everyone/everything around me so it’s really hard for me to maintain a conversation” without saying that

"I'm just really tired"

“Sorry i can’t today i have my agonies”

i’m online and ready to look at a picture!