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coolxatu

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

coolxatu

#joke #plato's cave #shadow #cute

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hoothootmotherf-ckers

passumbapper

(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here

#joke #vanilla extract #tumblr

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littlemiss

heytherelittletroublemaker

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"Ketchup" She's so intimidating - gorgeous and remote, so cool in earlier parts of the movie but this is where I find her most charming, most attractive (see Fox Force Five/Kill Bill link)

#Uma Thurman #Pulp Fiction #joke #tomato #littlemiss

amycvdh

"A vulture shares his view on inflight dining from Wait's' Curiosities section of the May 8 WAITS /CORBIJN book" by Tom Waits (via twitter) "One checked bag and the other was a carrion"... ladies and gentlemen, Tom Waits.

#Tom Waits #vulture #carrion #joke #twitter

amycvdh

Q: How many geeks does it take to ruin a joke? A: You mean nerd, not geek. And not joke, but riddle. Proceed.

#geek #nerd #riddle #joke #proceed #HAPPENS ALL THE TIME

amycvdh

Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon. Then when nobody laughed he would say: “I guess you had to be there.”

#Neil Armstrong #moon #joke #made me laugh so hard I got a headache #made me laugh

amycvdh

"Dating Tips for Women. Male friends who joke about having sex with you. Men who would have sex with you if you showed the slightest interest. *Note the above is a venn diagram." via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal (recent epiphany) this is probably true

#smbc #saturday morning breakfast cereal #men #friends #sex #joke #true #venn diagram

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queerkegaard

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks “Why the long face?”. The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

#i've succumbed #joke #horse #bar #btx91