I Read Into Things

i know that this is the shapeshifter not dean but still the conversation is about dean, the whole thing is a dean thesis and makes me insane bc HE DOESN’T KNOW!!! he doesn’t know that he will be loved unconditionally, he doesn’t know that an angel will literally fall from heaven and defy GOD to love him!!! he is the little boy that just wanted to be loved, to be seen, and free will will literally be created to love him!!! destiel is the only story ever actually

destiel crack → 24/?

sam instead of jam :p

Dean: I’m straight.

Cas: *walks in*

Dean:

the year is 2015, i am sitting in my apartment, alone, making honest-to-god distressed noises over dean’s grin to cas in ‘heaven can wait’

loOK AT THIS BULLSHIT

“she’s a very nice woman, i’m pretty sure she’s not a reaper intent on killing me and she’s asked me out”

HOW IS THIS NOT ETHE FACE OF SOMEONE SAYING “WOT? UR JUST MAD BC SHE BEAT YOU TO IT YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD”

“not just yet. i have to clean the bathroom… remember? you’re so irresponsible. you could never handle my job.”

“it is i, the fbi,” dean proves to no one as the sheriff checks out cas in those jeans

“he’s kinda bummed that you were a dickbag and threw him out of the bunker. like, more bummed than when u wouldn’t talk to him at the beginning of the clip show, and less bummed than when you negated him rebelling against heaven to be michael’s vessel. kinda. bummed.”

dean: *starts car. looks at cas. “well?” cas: “…….i need a ride.”

look at that face   dean’s just fucking trolling of course he needs a ride u complete shithead u drove him here

i know we all talk about the fan fiction gap between leaving nora’s and dean droppin cas off in the morning but there is a not inconsiderable fan fiction gap between when they leave ~around the time high school lets out~ and 7 pm when cas is supposed to arrive at nora’s

“you’re gonna wear that? on a date?” “this is all i have, dean. remember when you kicked me out of the bunker and i had absolutely nothing?”

this got out of hand

Young Dean clueing us in that one: he’s a bottom, and B: he’s not averse to being filmed. ヅ

dean was torn between being proud of jack’s newfound ability to drag people and so offended that he was the one being dragged

DEAN DOESN’T NEED A ROLL CALL TO GET CAS TO SAY HIS NAME