Okay so, recently I’ve been rewatching this show called Person of Interest, and my brain said. Well.
Fox, setting blasters to kill: And remember, aim for the kneecaps. We need them alive
Fox: *tackles a guy, shoving both himself and the bad guy out of a four-story window*
*a thud is heard as they hit something*
Stone and Thire: *look out the window*
Fox, having landed on the guy instead of the speeder: *gets up, is completely uninjured*
Fox: *shrugs in a “What?” gesture before heading back inside*
Stone: Wonder Boy’s got issues tonight, huh?
Thire: He’s working on it
Stone: Hope that guy has health insurance
Thorn: We’re going to go steal a jet
Thire: That does sound like fun
Grizzer: *is happily chewing on something*
Fox and Thorn: *enter the room*
Fox: That’s a grenade launcher
Stone, to his comm: Call Fox’s ex-brother-in-law twice removed
Satine: I am extremely uncomfortable being here Commander-!
Fox, lining up a sniper rifle: And I am extremely uncomfortable having you here, but I need a spotter.
Fox: Well, the other commanders are mad at me, and my batchmates are mad at me too
Riyo, laughing: What, did you shoot someone else or something?
Fox: Are you eating something near my desk?!
Thire: *stops chewing* maybe
Fox, on a call with Hound: And we need to make sure that- what is that noise?
Hound: I made the grievous error of buying Grizzer a squeaky toy
Fox: I’m proud of you Riyo. You’ve really gotten comfortable with your breaking and entering duties.
Riyo, sarcastically: thank you for appreciating my descent into deviant behavior
Palpatine: You miss me between busting drug dealers?
Fox: Yeah. I missed you like I miss an intestinal parasite
Stone: Woah, hold up Coco Puffs. I can’t let you in there. CSF has custody over over the crime scene now, the Guard are just watching over it until they get here
Quinlan Vos, flashing a fake badge: Lionel King, Coruscant Security Forces
Stone: Oh give me a break
Vos: Stone, you don’t want to be uncooperative with a security officer, do you?
Stone: If you’re involved? I don’t want nothin’ to do with this