Amphitrite reading the news paper: man 47, beats up a man with his own walking stick and kills 108 men with awakened super sayan, sex after wards is intense says dog.
Amphitrite: See this? This is the journalism that matters!
Poseidon standing there with stab wounds: 🧍♀️
Amphitrite: oh, well that’s new- good for you sweetie, want to see the pictures?