Baby gun my cutie patootie😔🙏🩷 he’s so adorable
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i never wanted to bang an old man this hard in my life
ALL OF THEM. ALL AT ONCE.
younger ver.
PLEASE AGREE WITH ME, I JUST TOLD YALL A SECRET. JUST ONCE CHANCEE PLEASEEE
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Anonymous asked:
PLEASE MORE OF THE HOTUB MEETING THINGS ITS SO FUNNY AND I LOVE UR WORK FOR LOOKISM
Hey Anon! I responded to the other anon but I got inspired to write more crack. What is continuity, you ask? Well who the hell knows.
Men of Lookism: Bathhouse Meeting Part 3... with Guests
What is this, a crossover episode?
As more naked bodies file in, the tension could be cut with a knife.
The establishment was supposed to close off the bathhouse for the rest of the night. Any further admittance being strictly forbidden. This has never happened before, there must be some scheduling mistake.
Even with the fights and squabbling breaking out from before, the easy air was no longer.
All eyes are on the men entering.
Recognition dawns.
Turns out, they are not out of place here.
Gun Park makes the first move.
"Warai Oni," he bows, "We finally meet."
Baek Seongjun returns the greeting with reverence, "Shiro Oni."
"The fuck is wrong with your eyes?" A rude voice cuts through.
"Taehoon!" Yoo Hobin scolds under his breath, elbowing him swiftly in the stomach. He'd much rather face the wrath of Taehoon, who would likely just kick him a few times, than the infamous Gun Park, who would probably murder him. "Don't you know who that is?!"
"Why the fuck would I know?" Seong Taehoon does indeed throw a kick at Hobin, who manages to jump out of the way in time. How dare that little asshole elbow him.
"That's Gun Park!" Snapper is practically vibrating with excitement to be in the same place as him. "He was voted most popular by a fricking HUGE margin!"
Gun smirks at the last part but of course his partner comes to rain on his parade.
"So what? His eyes are freaky, aren't they?" Goo Kim teases, materialising next to Taehoon and resting his head on his shoulder. "He's so ugly."
"Get off!" Goo pouts as Taehoon pushes him away.
"Hey," Jason Yoon nudges Johan Seong, "There's that Taehoon. Do you think we should say hi?"
Johan doesn't bother to look, making a move to get out of the water anyway. "Whatever. Any crossover was years ago."
"So what's your backstory?" Baek Hangyul asks the man sitting to his right.
"Nothing interesting," Jinho shrugs. "I'm just crazy."
"Same." Hangyul smiles at him, having found a kindred spirit.
Seo Haesu studies the menu on the wall, mind never too far from food, and wondering what he should eat next.
"Hi," he greets the guy now next to him, eyes also scanning the menu.
Johan looks over and nods.
"Welcome to the Sad Boy Simp Club!" Ryuhei throws his arm around Kim Munseong.
"Sup," Zack Lee says, joined by Xiaolong and Warren Chae.
"I... guess that's me." Munseong grimaces, rubbing the back of his neck.
"Can I join?" Wangguk overhears, thinking that he deserves at least an honorary membership.
Confusion paints Munseong's face. "I thought you and Rumi...?"
"Sort of. It's all very rushed. No one's satisfied-"
Xiaolong suddenly breaks off from the group "Sorry, excuse me!" having spotted someone in the distance.
Ji Yeonwoo feels strangely exposed as he walks nude into the room. Not that he's shy, but he feels vulnerable. Like someone is constantly watching. He heads for the water as quickly as he can, wanting to cover up.
Mangi relaxes in the water as Yeonwoo settles next to him.
Two bald heads belonging to Jerry Kwon and Brad Lee catches his eye. He smiles to himself, comforted by the sight of his bald brethren.
A set of doppelgangers meet up.
"Baek Seongjun!" Xiaolong calls out. The other blue haired man smiles politely at him.
"I'm sorry for stealing your design," Xiaolong, contrite, executes a 90 degree bow.
"Don't worry," Seongjun dismisses any concern or ill-will, "It's not your fault. Besides, I'm dead."
From afar, Eugene keeps a close eye on Yeonwoo, observing him from the moment the latter walked in. Almost a doppelganger of his own if his growth spurt would kick in and if he could put on 30lb of muscle.
Goddamnit. He wants a glow-up too.
Queen
Jaegyeon na x reader
Standing on the central station of Incheon, you were busy reading the latest news. You were going to take the next train to Seoul which was in half an hour. Tapping your foot against the ground impatiently, you were reading the news article about Jichang kwak who ‘suddenly’ passed away. Scrolling through the article almost the 3rd time in the past few minuted you scanned the words. Nothing made sense at all. Jichang wasn’t a weak man, nor was he a careless man. So why would someone target him when he wasn’t even the king of Seoul anymore but of Chuncheong? A place that many did not care for at all? Thinking about it was terrifying. Not only did they know a lot about jichang as a gang member, but they were strong enough to kill him.
The harsh and loud scraping of the train gliding against the rails ringing in your ears, the sound of many people talking all felt a little overwhelming at the moment. But what was there to do? It was strange. Everything seemed out of place. Jichang was a honorable man even if you didn’t often cross paths. He was respectful and did care more for his family than for the greed of taking over the territory of the other kings of the 1st generation. It was just so heartbreaking for a man who was finally making a turn for his life. Even if he was a gang member. He was still a man who cared a lot for his brother. Hell he even cared a lot for the other kings such as Seongji.
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🚬Black and Pink (jonggun x reader x DG) *request*
💸 Noona (smut) *request*