I know you like him 🫧
Poseidon: what’s this play about again?
Amphitrite: it’s about a homeless man trying to get back home, loses everything and everyone really slowly, gets nine different PTSDS,caused by the gods, gets home after 10 years then leaves another 10 years. Oh and comes back after that only for him to get stabbed by his own son.
Poseidon: ah, so a comedy.
Amphitrite: where’s this guy been?😏
Vampire! Poseidon and countess Amphtrite! 💃
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR AARGGGGGGGGGGG AMPHISEI AMPHISEI AMPHISEI AMPHISEI AMPHISEI
Simple meme turned to whole beach episode
Support your godly spouse through sudden insecurities
Poseidon: i got the birthday cake for our daughter
Amphitrite: it says "happy 538th birthday Rhonda"
Poseidon: oh shit, she's gonna be 539, isn't she?
Amphitrite: her name is Rhodos
My Poseidon and Amphitrite
*whisper* pls ignore the buddha mermaid….
Okay, but AmphiSei who has an open relationship so people often assume that ‘oh, they must not love each other that much’ but then see Poseidon literally drop everything every time he sees Amphitrite to run at her & Amphitrite also dropping everything to catch them & them being so happy & genuine as they hugged & spun each other around like they were mortal teenagers/a young couple who were still forever in their first stages of pure, obsessive love
And so the others are now like ‘oh…’ (confused) but the Siblings are just like ‘yeah…’ bc they’re a fond sort of used to it (it happens to them all the time too)
I love Amphitrite and Poseidon being lovesick and obsessed with each other. They are the relationship the other gods envy because they have worked out all of their problems and are experiencing their marriage in a way that makes them both really happy.
Also tall wife Amphitrite supremacy (Poseidon loves his tall beautiful monster wife)
Zeus and Hera wish they had what Amphitrite and Poseidon have
greek couples - amphitrite, goddess of the sea and poseidon, god of the sea
‘It’s between me, the sand, and the sea’ - taylor swift
🔱🪸Poseidon x amphy! Reader 🦈🐚
❗️Note: Reader is Amphitrite and dark skinned, she is mostly in the first half also ooc Poseidon
𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝⋆。˚ 𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝⋆。˚ 𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝⋆。˚ 𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝⋆。˚ 𓇼
I will make one with Rhode, Benthesikyme and Kymopoleia too
I gotta love how you depict these gods, so gorgeous.
Could we see some Amphitrite and Poseidon love? Poseidon. Kissing her neck, and she's laughing cause of the beard?
first pass at Amphitrite, the goddess-queen of the ocean. 🐟
Okay, so I had a Thought
What if Poseidon & Amphitrite were dining out somewhere in the Mortal/Atlantean Realm and Poseidon had to be called out for some reason and they have a little game between each other for who can pay the check first (but it has to be in front of the other for the Satisfaction) and, as Poseidon's kissing Amphitrite goodbye, he slams down a $1000 for their bill and leaves. Amphitrite laughs brightly at it before smirking into her wine glass: "that's not enough" and flags down their waiter to buy another bottle of wine.
Just some Domestic AmphiSei fluff <33
Oh my god I love this sm <3333
Poseidon: *slams down $10000* now this will definitely cover everything
Waiter: ●.●
Amphitrite: *looks at Poseidon, smug* you know, I bought the restaurant.
Poseidon: ... you what?
Amphitrite: so our meal is paid for. I win~
Poseidon:
Poseidon: are you kidding me?