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I should be drawing Apollo rn, but like- Poseidon's babygirl so...
a little bloody ver. under the cut so view at your own discretion
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Poseidon Onlyfans Headcannons pt2
- Would have those slutty outfits. Like mini skirts, tupe tops, bikinis, he may even wear panties.
- When his onlyfans was leaked it was on the front page of Olympus newspaper
- Yall know that one audio where some chick is aggressively moaning? Yeah he hears that every time someone donates something during his livestreams. He doesn’t know how to change it so the chat just spams it and you can see his face just turn sour every time he hears it.
- He can twerk. (
I know he has no ass and its okay if nothing moves but let’s pretend he’s double cheeked up)He only does it when he is specifically asked to and that takes a lot. So bro just starts rolling his hips and you can see the recoil if he does a split because it goes boing! - He takes hot showers before it and he doesn’t dry his hair so that the chat goes wild. Oh and he one time ‘accidentally’ spilled water over his shirt so it was see trough
- He has his nipples pierced. And he doesn’t mind it one bit when people comment on it.
- Probably worked at a stripclub or something.
- Hades walked in on one of his streams and saw him with 9 inch heels on a pole. (
He joined in) - Is actually a bratty bottom
- His wife one time walked in and his chat wanted him to include her so he begged her to do join him.
- He wears lingerie (he bought it for his wife but decided to keep it) because bro thinks he looks pretty in it.
- There is a video of him getting
pegged - Accidentally nutted on his camera so you couldn’t see the rest of the video.
- Someone asked him to spin it around like a propeller.
- Wore those pink glittery dresses just to flex his muscles (
Hades wore the blue one) - Asks his wife for advice. Also stole her clothes, even the panties.
- He sometimes just sqeezes his own cake to see if someone else would enjoy touching his bunda
- Went to the beach in a bikini. Lost his underwear in the ocean.
- Gives great lap dances
- Works at one of his wife’s clubs. (
He doesn’t know that she’s the owner)
Thank yall for reading this! Might make a part 3 if i get more ideas!
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Poseidon x !Amphitrite! Reader
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Amphitrite, one of the 50 nereids and Poseidon’s wife. Everyone always thought how lucky you were to be his wife. But they were wrong. You tried. You really did even though no one saw it. Not even Poseidon.
You were the oldest nereid, so ofcourse Nereus and Doris were happy. They gave you a star shaped hair clip because it suited you’re hair color. You enjoyed your life with your sisters. You were often found playing in the waters or just looking at the beautiful sea creatures. You knew how you often got some more duties than the others because you were the oldest but you didn’t mind it. Until it came to marrying Poseidon. When you heard that Poseidon would come to the palace to pick a wife you found yourself indifferent to the information. You didn’t want to get married. You wanted to remain your peaceful life and maybe be a one of the virgin goddesses. Yet he picked you. Why? Why did he pick you? Only he knew the answer to that question. You looked at your father to maybe say something. He knew you didn’t want to marry but he didn’t say anything. Upon seeing the sight of your father not looking or even saying anything at you, you hoped maybe your mother would chime in to save you……But it never came. No one said anything as it was now confirmed that you had to marry Poseidon.
Then the wedding came. Your sisters helped you get ready. Even the goddess of love herself came to help you. Yet no one saw how unhappy you were. No one said anything. No one did anything about it. The wedding was totally not something you would’ve ever thought about. Slowly but surely the dreams you had faded away. The looks of the gods who were in distaste because Poseidon was marrying a nymph. Oh how they hated it. You were no goddess you were no were near them. You should’ve been happy, over the moon to even look at Poseidon. Yet you weren’t. Alright, maybe you were overreacting, maybe it wasn’t all that bad. Maybe he was just putting up a facade. Right? You tried to convince yourself it was true that maybe everything will be alright. That maybe this was just not as bad as you thought it would be. Oh how naïve you are. When you arrived in the palace you saw the look on the face of the palace staff. Pity. They pitied you for what he would do to you. You tried to be what everyone wanted you to be. What he wanted you to be. You always tried to help him. Help the staff. Help anyone. Yet when it came to you no one even bated an eye. You did everything you could for anyone. You went out of your way to help Poseidon with paper work. When he was asleep you did his work so that maybe he would be a little less moody. Yet it always ended with the feeling of a sting on your cheek. You couldn’t help but cry. Even when he called you pathetic you never denied what he said. You loved him. You loved your Family. Yet none of them ever did anything.
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You were helping the palace staff with hanging the bed covers. However one of them flew away so you reassured the staff that you would get it. You grabbed the cover and covered yourself with it because it was so heavy. It felt warm. It felt cozy. It as if someone was embracing you. You kept thinking about how warm until one of the staff came to you. ‘Lady Amphitrite!’ You didn’t even turn your head as you just kept staring straight ahead. ‘Are you alright? My lady?’ She asked you as she noticed that you weren’t reacting to her. ‘……I sometimes just want to disappear….’ You told her honestly. She looked at you shocked and hurt. ‘My lady! Don’t say such things! You are very much appreciated!’ You didn’t even try to hide the fact that tears were rolling down your face. ‘I try…why does he hate me so much?…’ you started sobbing. How could a cover bring you to tears? This just proved how pathetic you were. You always had hoped that maybe someday things would be different. That you’d be happy. After all you never expected Poseidon to love you back but he didn’t have to make your like a living hell. You knew you were unloved and unlovable. But you still convinced yourself that maybe someday….just maybe the world would be kinder to you. You cried every day, for him. All for him. Perhaps you clung to false hope because you knew the real one was never there…
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You knew you weren’t going to make it out alive when you got married to him. Whether it would be Poseidon who got enough of you or the gods. You knew the end was near so you had nothing to be afraid about. After all there would be no one who would miss you. Poseidon never cared. So you would be doing everyone a favor right?
You were in your chamber staring outside when you heard your doors creek. You could hear the footsteps coming towards you but your eyes remained on the sight in front of you. ‘Not even going to great me? You lowlife.’ You already knew who’s voice it was and didn’t even bother to turn around. ‘Good day to you too, husband.’ You responded. ‘Tch’ was all he could say before he stood next to you. ‘Something you have to say?’ You asked him still not bothering to look at him. Poseidon noticed this and proceeded to do the same. ‘No.’ He responded looking at the fishies together with you. ‘Nice sight huh?’ You asked breaking the silence. ‘Hmmh.’ was the only thing he said as he kept looking at the fishes. It was kind of cute how most thing never even got his attention but when it came to sea life he seemed to almost have a strange spark in his eyes. You let out a little laugh as the fishies seemed to ignore his attempts at touching them. Upon hearing your laugh the fishies soon turned their attention to you ad they all started swarming around you. Poseidon simply looked at you and the fishies in amusement. The fishes began to cuddle you as they were all ignoring Poseidon’s presence. Poseidon slowly put his arms around you and began to gently pull you towards him. The fishies were now surrounding both you and Poseidon. Poseidon didn’t mind you as he was to busy looking at a group of goldfish. Perhaps he wasn’t all that cold? Poseidon soon began to spend more time with you. Much to your dismay as you had already given up on ever loving him again. He found you pretty strange as you had told him ‘Nothing can hurt you if you’re not here.’ He found himself a bit weirded out by you but as long as the fishies didn’t ignore him anymore it was fine.
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‘Proteus.’ Poseidon called for his trusted butler. ‘Yes? Lord Poseidon? ‘Call my wife.’ Poseidon told his butler. He was feeling a little generous today and had wanted to see his beloved wife. Proteus without objection immediately began to walk towards your room and when he opened the door he was met with a unpleasant sight.
‘Lord Poseidon!’ Proteus called out to Poseidon who was in his night wear. ‘What is it?’ Poseidon asked him a bit irritated that you weren’t there with him as he had asked to. ‘My lady…she.. she has been…’ Proteus couldn’t even come out of his words as he was still in shock of what had happend. Poseidon immediately barged into your room and saw you’re lifeless body. He couldn’t even say anything as a million questions popped into his head. Who would do this to you? And why? And how? All he could do was hold you in his arms as he muttered a very shaky ‘i’m so sorry.’ He noticed the knife in your hands as he had realized that you did this to yourself wich made him feel even more powerless and guilty. He let out a sob as he realized that he failed as your husband. Instead of being by your side he was the first to abandon you. Oh how wrong he was to treat you so poorly. Even the palace staff could only watch how Poseidon was shedding tears over you. They tried to convince him to let you go but he refused to do so as he couldn’t accept that you weren’t here anymore. Until it hit him about what you had said. The words still replaying in his head. ‘Nothing can hurt you, if you’re not here…..’ he should’ve known this sooner. He should’ve known you were never alright. But he didn’t and he regrets it.
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No one had noticed anything different about Poseidon. Still the ever stoic white blonde man. Except for his older brother. Poseidon was still standing in your room looking at the fishies. ‘Are you okay?…..’ Hades asked his brother with worry spread across his face. ‘…….I miss her….. I miss the sea.’ He responded still not facing his older brother as the only thing on his mind was you. ‘The sea is still there…Just without Amphitrite.’ Hades told him a bit confused by Poseidon’s statement. ‘I know but it was always different when she was here…She made it feel like home…’ Hades had already noticed the shakiness in his voice as he walked to his brother to comfort him.
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Thank yall for reading this. This was inspired by my mental breakdown so shoot out to that 😘
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‘Kiss me, don’t leave me’
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Disclaimer:reader is dark skinned and Amphy ofcourse. And my title got recommended to me by @miss-seanymph-pani
Genre: a pinch of Spice i think or maybe a pinch angst too?
Pairing: Poseidon x Amphitrite reader.
Setting: Academia Au
Characters: Poseidon, Amphitrite Reader and some mentions of oceanus.
Language: English
Summary: You were sent to an elite school made for rich young adults. This was all thanks to your father overprotectiveness as he thought that sending you here would intervene with you marrying Poseidon. Unfortunately the man he wanted to protect you from had hust started his career as a teacher on this elite school
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You were walking in the halls of the academia. Despite it being elite, it had many members. Most of them were royals or had parents who held a lot of power. The academia specialized in helping students with finding what kind of job they wanted, for example if they wanted to to a different thing from what they studied in high school. Yet no one payed attention to the lessons. Why? Because most of them would simply take over jobs from their parents. That’s why the school had hired a new teacher in hopes that the students would behave since the former teacher quit.
Might make this with more characters
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i really believe that discussing the character with someone who shares ur interpretation is the closest u can get to modern day philosophy. we are like plato and aristotle but talking about a fictional guys trauma
@shark-queen-101 LITERALLY US🦈💕🩷💅
Anonymous asked:
I've never saw anything like that happen in this fandom
Well i’m not sure who you follow or how long you’ve been in this fandom but it happend a lot. It’s still happening till this day. They are inconsiderate of minors. They’re inappropriate to minors which i can prove with screenshots. They are openly inappropriate with each other, knowing damn well that their fanbase are minors and justify their behavior by saying that ‘i have minors dni in my bio’ What doesn’t help at all since they’re the ones to interact with minors. They also simp for characters who are/ look like minors.
This never happend when those blogs weren’t in the ror fandom a few years back. Everyone was respectful and still being appropriate.
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My honest reaction now that I see the ror/snv fandom turn into the mha fandom:
YALL I STAND BY WHAT I’M SAYING. THIS FANDOM IS GOING INTO DOOM ISTG 😭😭
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💸🎰Love💞casino 💸🎰
Excuse the bad writing alr
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A story where a certain ocean god goes to a Casino only to find a special surprise…
Pussydon the nutbuster’s pov:
The gods decided to have a boy’s night. Ofcourse Zeus brought up the idea to go to a casino. Hades had declined and said that he would rather go do something fun with his wife. Poseidon and Adamas decided to go with Zeus’ idea. They decided to go to Japan since Zeus had heard that there was a special underground casino in Osaka. So off they went.
When they entered the building it looked like a rather normal work place. A man with slicked black hair and glasses led them underground. When they entered they immediately noticed that there were a lot of people. Zeus immediately tried to get with one of the waitresses but they politely declined . He didn’t think much of it and tried the other waitresses but they also declined his offer as they think that he’s a old creep. This made him very humiliated and frustrated. ‘Why won’t have a night with me! Let me speak to the person in charge of this casino!’ Zeus said a bit annoyed considering that waitresses in most casinos usually did what the customer wanted. ‘You’re making a ruckus.’ Poseidon said catching the attention of the beautiful carps who were in an aquarium placed in the walls. The man who led them underground said that they would need to go to the back if they wanted to speak to the person who was in charge, after Zeus had his ramble Adamas decided to drag him and Poseidon along who was still interested in the fishes.
‘How may i help you today?’ A lady in a dark red suit asked, wearing a kabuki mask. ‘What is this nonsense!’ Zeus asked her showing her his frustration. The lady simply smiled and asked him what he was referring to. ‘Why did those waitresses reject me?!’ Zeus asked not used to people saying no to him. ‘My staff is allowed to choose who they spend the night with. They don’t have to do so simply because the customer wants a night with them.’ The lady answered still smiling. ‘Then you’ll lose costumers.’ Poseidon chimed in. ‘Are you referring to yourselves? I really don’t care if you leave. All these people in the building are my regular customers. I won’t feel sad if a few people who refuse to follow my rules threaten to leave.’ The lady answered laughing at Poseidon. ‘Then let’s make a deal.’ Poseidon suggested getting annoyed by the lady. ‘A deal? Why would I do that?. We are not business managers. We are gamblers.’ The lady said signaling that they should follow her.
When they entered the room they all looked around. The room was full of games. They had a pool table, mahjong, cards, a roulette, board games, even video games and many more. ‘Who would like to go first?’ The lady asked confidently. ‘I’ll go.’ Poseidon answered. This lady was getting on his nerves. ‘Do you have a preference?’ The lady asked him. ‘No, you may choose.’ Poseidon said giving her the advantage of choosing a game. He’ll win no matter what game she’ll choose. ‘Then…..How about Cho-han?’ The lady asked Poseidon still smiling at him mischievously as her mask only covered her eyes. ‘Alright.’ Poseidon answered. ‘We’ll need a dealer though’ the lady said. ‘I will ask a waiter to be our dealer.’ She replied walking to the door. ‘You will not.’ Poseidon said sternly grabbing her wrist. ‘Please refrain from touching me.’ The lady said immediately dropping her smile and glaring at Poseidon from out her mask. Poseidon released her wrist with a hint of annoyance. ‘I suggest that one of my brothers will be our dealer.’ Poseidon said. ‘I disagree. How about we let someone we both know be our dealer?’ The lady suggested. ‘What do you mean?’ Poseidon asked confused. He had never seen this lady before. How could she possibly suggest that when they both don’t even know each other. Just when Poseidon was about to disagree a person walked in wearing also wearing a kabuki mask. ‘And you say we both know the dealer.’ Poseidon said crossing his arms. ‘Please sit down.’ The dealer asked as they both sat down. ‘Please remove your mask for us.’ The lady asked the dealer. The man removed his mask and put it on the table. All the three brothers where shocked to see who it was. ‘What are you doing here?…’ Adamas asked. ‘Hey! Let us win alright!’ Zeus said with a smile.’ ‘You said you would spend time with your wife…Hades.’ Poseidon said furrowing his brows. ‘My wife works works her…and so do I, little brother.’ Hades smirked as he turned his head to look at the lady.
‘Shall we begin?’ Hades asked. ‘The rules are simple. I will put 2 dices in this cup and shake. The moment i put the cup down faced on the table you will say Cho ( even) or Han (odd). The person who has guessed 3 right is the winner. ‘Are you ready?’ Hades asked already putting the dices in the cup. ‘What will you bet?’ The woman asked Poseidon. ‘ 3 thousand.’ Poseidon answered wanting to play already and get this over with. ‘5million.’ The woman said. ‘What?!’ Poseidon said standing up from his seat. How could she bet so much on this childish game?!. ‘Poseidon….please sit down.’ Hades asked his little brother. ‘Don’t worry Poseidon, you got this! Adamas said showing his support. ‘Ofcourse i got this!’ poseidon replied arrogantly. ‘Yeah! Besides we came here to spend money so don’t worry!’ Zeus said cheering on him. ‘10 million.’ Poseidon said. The woman smiled in response. ‘Alright then…’ Hades smirked abs then shook the cup. ‘Round 1!’ Hades said putting the cup down faced on the table. ‘Even or odd?’ Hades asked both of the players. ‘Odd.’ Poseidon replied not breaking eye contact with the woman in front of him. ‘Even.’ The woman said also not breaking eye contact while still remaining her signature smirk which Poseidon found familiar. Hades lifted the cup. The dices both landed on 6. ‘Even. This round goes to our Lady.’ Hades said in amusement. ‘ Round 2.’ Hades said shaking the cup again and placing it down faced on the table again. ‘Even or odd?’ Hades asked again. ‘Odd’ poseidon answered. ‘Even.’ The woman said leaning back on her chair. Hades lifted the cup. ‘7. Odd wins.’ Hades said chuckling. ‘Thats right! Just one more Poseidon! You’re gonna win this.’ Adamas and Zeus cheered. By the time the cheering calmed down Hades had already shook the cup and placed it on the table. ‘Even or odd?’ Hades asked once again. ‘Even.’ Poseidon answered. ‘Odd.’ The woman answered smirking while still looking at Poseidon. Hades lifted the cup once again. ‘4. Lady in red won.’ Hades answered smirking as he found this very amusing. ‘You cheated!’ Zeus said not pleased with the outcome. ‘Let’s do it again!’ Zeus said now wanting to play pool with her to prove that they can beat her. ‘Our game isn’t finishes yet.’ The lady said to him not appreciating her game getting interrupted. Hades nodded at her as she sighed and turnes to him. ‘Alright then.’ The woman answered.
They had played almost every game there was and she beat almost all of them. ‘You owe me 45 million.’ The woman said to them. All the three brothers knew they didn’t have that kind of money. ‘We can’t pay you…’ Poseidon admitted. ‘That’s strange.’ The woman replied looking Zeus deep in the eyes. ‘Because you’re little brother here also owes me 23 million from all my other casinos.’ The woman said now looking at Poseidon. ‘You own more casinos? Adamas asked. ‘Yes. Two in Japan, one in Korea and another one in Italy.’ The woman replied dropping her smile and now glaring at the brothers. ‘Hey….go easy on them.’ Hades said feeling a bit conflicted now as he still didn’t want anything bad to happen to them. ‘I know that you’re trying to safe them Hades, but this isn’t the first time this has happened.’ The woman replied looking back at Hades and then turning her gaze to Poseidon. ‘You.’ The woman said pointing at Poseidon. ‘You look like you would be worth a bunch. If you can’t pay me I’ll gladly have him.’ The woman said looking into Poseidon’s eyes. ‘I’m not for sale.’ Poseidon said trough his teeth. ‘Oh but you are. You can’t pay me. You’re in my dept. I practically own you.’ The woman said to poseidon a bit flirty. ‘You wench! Do you know who you’re talking to?!’ Poseidon said absolute furious. ‘Ofcourse i know who i’m talking to, King of the seas.’ The woman said calmly while her smirk grew. ‘I’m a God! And you’re just some stupid mortal!’ Poseidon said through gritted teeth. ‘This would work when if we were in the seas. But right now we aren’t in your world Poseidon, but in mine.’ The woman said pridefully as she still had her signature smirk on her face, a smirk Poseidon knew yet remained on the tip of his tongue. ‘Take it off.’ Poseidon spat the woman. ‘Why would I?’ She questioned him making him even more angry. Poseidon snatched the mask and to his utter shock he couldn’t believe his eyes. ‘Even if we were in the seas…I would have equal rights as you, my King.’ The woman took her wig off revealing her wavy, watery hair. ‘Amphitrite?…’ Poseidon said, voice low and soft from the surprise. ‘All of you can go.’ You said dismissing them and turning your attention to Poseidon. ‘Not you, you’ll stay.’ You said smirking as what you would to to him.
Shit was in my draft since last year cuh💀 ignore the bad ahh writing
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‘I don’t have a type’
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How would Poseidon handle a baby?
🔱🪸Poseidon x amphy! Reader 🦈🐚
❗️Note: Reader is Amphitrite and dark skinned, she is mostly in the first half also ooc Poseidon
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Poseidon: Can you call my phone please I can't find it.
Amphitrite: PHOOOOOONEE??
Poseidon:
Amphitrite: YO PHONE!!
Poseidon: Wow. Okay.
Amphitrite: PHOOOOONNE???
#this could be reversed too#AMPHYSEI#AMPHITRITE#I LOVE YOUUUU#mythology memes#incorrect quotes#incorrect mythology#incorrect mythology quotes#greek mythology#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect greek myths#greek myths#incorrect greek gods#greek gods#ror amphitrite#poseidon ror#snv poseidon#snv amphitrite#amphy come get ya man
Teacher (and subjects) head cannons!:
(I’m from the netherlands and the school here has a different grading system. Also collage and highschool are one thing. So highschool is 4,5 or 6 years depending on which grade you get on tests and stuff in elementary so please bear with me)
Poseidon:
- You would think that he would teach biology but you would be wrong. He would teach Physics or some high level math.
- The type to not let anyone in after the bell rings
- Doesn’t care if you end up dead in the class you will not go to the bathroom during his lesson
- Stands by the door to make sure you put it in those phone pockets thingy
- Gives the most homework out of all the teachers
- Wears formal clothes, always. Suits, blazer, slacks ect.
- You will never catch him on a bad hair day
- If he catches you cheating on a test, you can say goodbye to that grade because he will give you a zero.
- He does sometimes turn a blind eye if you’re on the brink of not passing and don’t choose his subject. (You do need to be on the brink. So not like a 3 or sum)
- Hates electronics so he just wants everyone to use a paper and the book. No laptops.
- Only talkes to some teachers like Hades and Thor
- Students think he’s either the worst or just eye candy
- Has won the the contest of best man titties by students
- People actually ended up crying in his class and he didn’t give a damn
- Sends people out 2 minutes before the time and doesn’t care if they beg.
- If you have him as a substitute you can start praying because you’ll miss your regular teacher
- Types with one finger if he’s on his phone (rare sight)
- Checks homework. As in not just looking but actually reading your calculations.
- He sometimes even grades your homework or puts them for bonuses
- He sometimes reads if it’s work time and he finishes his lecture
- Got drunk one time during school dance and started breakdancing. Hades was supportive and filmed it.
Hades
- Teaches history
- Is well with his colleagues and is well liked by students
- He’s not strict with phones but please don’t use them in his class
- You sometimes do work. He mostly explains and writes notes on the white board for you to write down
- Is very, very passionate about certain topics. His favorites would be the world wars and the greek/ roman empire.
- Is that type of teacher that you could tell anything. School, home, hobbies. He won’t mind and he’s equally interested.
- Has a mentor class every year and he helps them a lot.
- His class is very popular and lots of people choose his subject, so popular that people who don’t take it sometimes ask if they can stay and also follow it for fun
- Almost never gives homework
- He makes planners, notes, power points. Anything that may help his students.
- He even lets the class watch films so that they understand it better, he usually choses for oversimplified if he needs to explain the word wars
- You can eat in his class as long as you keep it clean and don’t throw stuff
- Smells like rituals. Flowers. Very addictive and good. Sniff
- Is present at the school dance and school parties. He helps with carrying and making sure the students don’t do stupid stuff
- He doesn’t even need to discuss about his students’ grades because all his students do good in his class
- Is rated to have the biggest dick by the students.
- Also wears formal clothes. So like a suit, but if he crosses his legs you can see that he wears funky socks. Like a bright purple with colorful cupcakes on it or a bright blue with yellow ducks on it.
- Gives extra lessons if you don’t understand.
- You know how when someone asks teachers about their life? If you do that he gets so happy and explains a lot
- Shows pictures of Melinoe and Zagreus from when they were babies.
- He brought a 4 year old melinoe with him one time and the class played with her. If she was not playing with the students she was probably in her father’s lap.
- He also shows pictures of Persephone. Every time he talks about her you can hear the love in his voice. (I’m Persephone reincarnated)
Hermes
- Teaches music ofcourse
- You would think that music was easy but it really isn’t. You need to able to read music notes. You get 2 tests, playing and theory.
- Helps well if you need assistance with your instruments
- Gives surprise tests to see if you actually did the homework
- He loves and i mean looooveeees gossip
- He doesn’t say much but listens when a student says something about another teacher
- Handles the school musical
- You actually need to put effort if you want to pass
- Doesn’t take away your phone if he sees you with it. Just stares from behind on it until you notice.
- doesn’t sent people out of the class, just gives them extra homework
- He never, ever stops smiling. The class is being too loud? He’ll sit in his chair and simply drink his tea while glaring with a smile.
- Some students find him scary because of how polite he is, because they can feel that underlying anger.
- Knows how to make a student’s life miserable if they make his class unbearable.
- You threw paper at him and made the class disruptive? Boom 4 chapters done by the next lesson and all the texts should be 4 times written. In cursive
- He is usually seen with the principal (Zeus)
Buddha
- Geography teacher
- Why? Because he often travels for different kind of reasons.
- Eating is allowed, as well as chewing gun
- Is great with the students and most people just choose his subject because he’s chill
- Doesn’t prepare lessons. He just talks and the students get it
- If he does have a powerpoint he promotes his insta, tiktok and his snap
- Loves to know about different cultures
- Had a diss battle in his class once and almost got into trouble
- Called someone emo
- If you eat in his class prepare to share.
- Asks people if they can bring him coffee from the teachers’ room
- You cannot tell me that dawg didn’t pull up in Jordans
- Is also present at the school dance and actually bribes the dg for some songs
- Doesn’t really care if you skip his class. He either doesn’t care or doesn’t notice.
- He too has a mentor class. He has private talks and doesn’t mind if you tell him his problems and genuinely tries to help
- Doesn’t give homework unless it’s necessary.
Beelzebub
- Creepy Science teacher
- Got called emo by Buddha
- Doesn’t hesitate to threaten students
- He never cares if you don’t show up, but he will rat you out because funny
- Has been detected to smile when he does weird stuff. Like cutting things open
- Is always in his lab and he’s the only one who can enter with a key
- Someone made a sticker of his face and the whole school used it, again he doesn’t care
- Had like those weird pots with stuff in it
- Doesn’t allow anyone to touch them. He does demonstrate stuff if you ask nicely
- Let’s you go early but it’s not in a nice way. He’ll only do it because he doesn’t want to teach anymore for the day
- Doesn’t even go to lunch, he just remains in his lab
- He only goes to halloween parties
- Cyberbullies people. Teachers and students included
- Runs the anti *insert school* accounts
- Will not care if the school burns down. He hates everyone and everything. Except Hades, because he’s cool
- Doesn’t care if you eat or drink. (He may or may not have put something in it for his experiments)
- ‘Students are like little monsters’ is his motto. He’ll treat them like it too
- If you fail his tests he’ll sometimes give you one to retake
Thank ya’ll for reading :p
I’m gonna make a part 2. I think. Maybe some with the human fighters
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amphitriteswife reblogged
poseidon-ror
You got me questioning myself
Good, question yourself.
Stop that.
I like your dominance.
poseidon-ror
Do you now?
Only when you’re like this
poseidon-ror
You got a thing for sadistic men it would seem.
Yeah. They’re cute as hell
poseidon-ror
They can be.
Depends on the man.
You, babygirl
amphitriteswife reblogged
poseidon-ror
You got me questioning myself
Good, question yourself.
Stop that.
I like your dominance.
poseidon-ror
Do you now?
Only when you’re like this